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<h1>Chapter 24</h1>
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<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small">
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: the timelines are interacting
again.</p>
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: ooh do you hear anything interesting</p>
<p class="sollux">SOLLUX: dont be s0 n0sy aradia.</p>
</div>
<p class="no-indent">Aradia throws her legs over the edge of the
ancient meteor facility and kicks them out into open space. Far
below her feet, the meteor is wildly overgrown. It landed here
millions of years ago, after its fateful three-year journey when it
hosted several trolls and humans as they had a variety of critical
coming-of-age experiences. It will stay here for millions more
years, where it will remain indefinitely on a barren, desolate
Earth C, waiting to host a single cherub child, chained to its
bedroom. But for now, it hosts these three.</p>
<p>Dead-Jade, whose body also happens to be hosting a cherub at the
moment, is doing the same thing she does every day: sitting with
her legs crossed and her eyes closed, using her still-teenage body
to scry into the abyss. The light from the outer rim of the
stratosphere casts her face in powdery blue light. Its certainly a
more becoming avatar for Calliope, most would find. The Calliope
who Roxy calls a friend, in her moments of greatest self-reproach,
would die for a body like this. The version of Calliope whos been
dead for eons, however, waiting for exactly this moment in history
to reinstate her corporeal presence, couldnt care less about her
hosts appearance. It is simply serving as a functional vessel for
the crucial role she now must play.</p>
<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small">
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: what would you classify as
interesting?</p>
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: oh the usual</p>
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: death... romance...</p>
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: astounding feats of destruction and
chaos</p>
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: tell us whats happening in the dream
bubbles oh great muse :)</p>
<p class="sollux">SOLLUX: please d0nt.</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: very well.</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: lets see.</p>
</div>
<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small weight-bold"></div>
<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small">
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: H4H4H4 1 TH1NK 1M DY1NG</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: oh no!</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: what happened?</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: NOTH1NG</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: TH4TS TH3 PROBL3M</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1V3 B33N OUT H3R3 FOR SO LONG 1 C4NT 3V3N
R3M3MB3R HOW MUCH T1M3 H4S P4SS3D</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1M OUT OF SUPPL13S 4ND 1 H4V3 NO 1D34
WH3R3 1 4M</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 4ND 1M ST4RT1NG TO TH1NK SOM3 R3LLY CR4ZY
TH1NGS</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: L1K3 M4YB3</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: none of its real?</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: Y3S</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: HOW D1D YOU KNOW</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: ive been thinking the same thing too
recently.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: lots of crazy, crazy things.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: and keeping them to myself is making me FEEL
crazy.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: so the thoughts just get... crazier.</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: Y34H</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: I C4NT R3M3MB3R TH3 SOUND OF 4NYON3S
VOIC3 BUT MY OWN</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: well, your voice is pretty unforgettable.</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 4R3 YOU N3GG1NG M3 3GB3RT</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: um. maybe?</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: PR3TTY H4LF 4SS3D</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: BUT 1M FL4TT3R3D YOU TH1NK MY VO1C3 1S
4DOR4BL3</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: no, i was obviously implying that your voice
was annoying!</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: come ON.</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1 GOT TH4T</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: BUT S1NC3 1T W4S 4 L4M3 N3G, YOU W3R3
4CTU4LLY SUGG3ST1NG TH3 OPPOS1T3</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: WH1CH M34NS YOU TH1NK 1TS CUT3, R1GHT
&gt;;]</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: im sorry your honor, but the defense would
like to plead the right to, um...</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: stop talking about this.</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: F1RST OF 4LL</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 4S 1V3 4LR34DY 3XPL41N3D ON NUM3ROUS
OCC4S1ONS</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: “D3F3NS3” 1SNT 4 TH1NG 1N MY CULTUR3</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 3X4CTLY WH1CH C4NDY 4SS3D L3G4L TR4D1T1ON
4R3 YOU TRY1NG TO R3F3R3NC3 H3R3?</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: um, i dont know?</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: i just said a thing that sounded kinda
lawyery. you know, as like, a joke?</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: you do remember jokes still, terezi? or did
you forget those too...</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1M JUST CUR1OUS 4BOUT TH3 P4TH3T1C4LLY
SOFT L3G4L TR4D1T1ONS OF YOUR OLD PL4N3T</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: ON3 C4N 4T L34ST HOP3 YOUR N3W PL4N3T H4S
F1GUR3D OUT 4 JUD1C14L SYST3M TH4T H4S MOR3 T33TH</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: yeah, i think earth c has been getting there,
lately.</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: YOU H4V3 NO 1D34 HOW MUCH TH1S W4RMS MY
PUMP B1SCU1T TO H34R</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: well, im glad at least YOURE getting a kick
out of it.</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: PL34S3 JOHN, 1 DONT H4V3 MUCH 4NYMOR3</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: JUST L3T M3 H4V3 TH1S</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: ok...</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: for someone whos suffering so much, you sure
seem like youre still full of piss and vinegar out there.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: are you SURE youre dying?</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: Y34H</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1M SUR3</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: ...</p>
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<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small weight-bold"></div>
<p class="no-indent">Aradia leans over and sticks her nose in
dead-Jades face. She watches how her eyebrows wrinkle at the
center, just a little bit.</p>
<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small">
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: so</p>
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: what do you see</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: nothing i would describe as
interesting.</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: please stop distracting me.</p>
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: ok if thats what you really want</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: it is.</p>
<p class="sollux">SOLLUX: aradia c0uld y0u st0p fucking b0thering
her.</p>
<p class="sollux">SOLLUX: what are we even d0ing here, serving as
like,</p>
<p class="sollux">SOLLUX: the attendants f0r this super ancient and
wise g0ddess, 0r whatever the fuck she is...</p>
<p class="sollux">SOLLUX: if all y0ure g0nna d0 is get in her face
and hassle her ab0ut whatever c00l shit is g0ing 0n in her
visi0ns.</p>
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: ok im sorry im just really curious!</p>
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<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small weight-bold"></div>
<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small">
<p class="john">JOHN: no sign of her yet?</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: NO</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: terezi, seriously. its been years here.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: when are you going to give up and accept that
shes probably...</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: PROB4BLY WH4T</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: you know.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: dead.</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: ...</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: terezi, vriskas dead, and none of us are
going to see or hear from her ever again.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: not even you.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: and you know what i think?</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: i think that even if you DID find vriska, it
wouldnt matter!</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: because i dont think she even deserves your
friendship anymore.</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: OH?</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: if she cared about you as much as you care
about her, she wouldnt have fucked off like this forever.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: driving you crazy with doubt and uncertainty,
making you chase her through infinite nothingness until you almost
starve to death...</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: she would have at least given you the
courtesy of closure!</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: H4HA</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: TH4TS NOT WH4T VR1SK4 1S L1K3 JOHN</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: yeah. i guess not.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: so why are you still trying so hard?</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: ...</p>
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<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small weight-bold"></div>
<p class="no-indent">Aradia stretches her arms over her head and
yawns. She launches from her perch at the edge of the meteor
facility with a little somersault, coasting through the air so that
shes level with Solluxs face. She gives one of his horns a light
tap, to affirm her proximity.</p>
<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small">
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: she talks in five word sentences so even
im still in the dark about what it is shes really trying to
accomplish</p>
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: from what ive pieced together she needs
to stay in these trances or were all doomed</p>
<p class="sollux">SOLLUX: aradia, being d00med is all i used t0
ever talk ab0ut.</p>
<p class="sollux">SOLLUX: even ive chilled 0ut 0n all that shit
n0w.</p>
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: so you dont believe her?</p>
<p class="sollux">SOLLUX: ehhh, shrug.</p>
<p class="sollux">SOLLUX: all im d0ing here is keeping y0u
c0mpany. like usual.</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: the work is important.</p>
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: see?</p>
<p class="sollux">SOLLUX: 0k, the least she c0uld d0 is tell us WHY
were all d00med.</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: doomed is not a word i would use to
describe the condition of those on this world.</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: even if my work is unsuccessful, the
stakes for everyone here have nothing to do with the issue of
mortality.</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: to frame the matter that way would
be misleading.</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: to the extent that it is my
naturally endowed duty to defend the innocent from wanton acts of
destruction, from degradation and dissolution,</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: it is also my duty to tell the truth
to those i protect.</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: and the simplest statement of truth
for all of you to know is this:</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: we are the lucky ones.</p>
</div>
<p class="no-indent">Calliope lets out a long, thin sigh from
between the teeth of Jades corpse. Its more for effect than
anything, as corpses dont actually need to breathe.</p>
<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small">
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: we are the ones fortunate enough to
live in a reality that is beyond the influence of the prince.</p>
<p class="sollux">SOLLUX: wh0 the fuck is the prince?</p>
</div>
<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small weight-bold"></div>
<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small">
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1V3 N3V3R TOLD 4NYON3 TH1S B3FOR3</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: W3LL</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: NOT 4NYON3 WHO C4R3D 3NOUGH TO L1ST3N 4T
L34ST</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: BUT FOR 4 LONG T1M3 1V3 F3LT L1K3 TH3R3S
SOM3TH1NG WRONG W1TH M3</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: L1K3 1M M1SS1NG SOM3TH1NG 1MPORT4NT</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: TH3 TH1NG TH4T 3V3RYON3 3LS3 H4S TH4T
4LLOWS TH3M TO B3 S4T1SF13D W1TH TH3 W4Y TH1NGS 4R3</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: L1K3 TH3R3S 4 HUG3 VO1D 1NS1D3 MY H34RT
4ND 1LL N3V3R H4V3 WH4T 1 N33D TO B3 H4PPY</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: NOT BY MYS3LF 4T L34ST</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: DO3S TH4T SOUND STUP1D?</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: no.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: i feel like that too.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: ive felt that way for years. like... maybe i
died?</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: or maybe everyone died back in the medium and
im the only one who realizes it.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: like im that kid in the movie where bruce
willis is dead as a surprise at the end.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: except ghost john crawled back inside my skin
and hes wearing it like a halloween costume.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: and thats why theres a huge hole inside
me.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: maybe thats why it feels like youre the
only person who understands me anymore.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: because weve both got big, howling ghost
holes inside of us.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: and talking to each other makes it feel less
lonely.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: thats what we did, terezi. we filled each
others holes.</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: H3H3H3</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: what?</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: R3R34D WH4T YOU JUST WROT3 DUMP4SS</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: ugh. terezi, get your mind out of the
gutter!</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: i thought we were having a serious moment
here.</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: JOHN</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1 4M S3R1OUS</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1 TH1NK TH1S 1S TH3 3ND FOR M3</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1M D1ZZY 4ND S1CK 4ND 1 C4NT SM3LL
STR41GHT</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1 F33L L1K3 1 COULD JUST L4Y DOWN 1N TH1S
3NDL3SS S34 OF NOTH1NG 4ND JUST GO TO SLEEP</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 4T TH1S PO1NT 1T WOULD 4LMOST B3 4 R3L13F
1F 1 D1DNT W4K3 UP</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: you dont have to do that terezi.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: you could just come home.</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: ...</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: please. please come home.</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: TH3N WH4T</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: umm, i dunno.</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: we hang out and stuff?</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: JOHN YOU ST1LL DONT G3T 1T</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 34RTH C 1S *NOT* MY HOM3</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: do you really miss alternia that bad?</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1 D1D FOR 4 LONG T1M3</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: MOR3 TH4N K4RK4T 4ND K4N4Y4 D1D 4T
L34ST</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: BUT 1 H4V3 NO 1D34 4NYMOR3</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 4LT3RN14, VR1SK4, SGRUB</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1M SO CONFUS3D 4BOUT WH4T 1 W4NT</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: UGH, 1 THOUGHT TH4T NOT K1LL1NG H3R WOULD
M4K3 M3 F33L B3TT3R</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: BUT 1NST34D 1TS L1K3 1 R3TCONN3D 4 HUG3
CHUNK OUT OF MY SOUL</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1 3R4S3D 4N 4CT1ON OF R3GR3T 4ND
GR13F...</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 4ND JUST TURN3D 1T 1NTO SOM3TH1NG 1 C4NT
STOP CH4S1NG 4FT3R</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: M4YB3 WH4T 1 D1D W4S N3CESS4RY TO S4V3
3V3RYON3 3LS3</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: BUT 1T SUR3 D1DNT S4VE M3</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: so maybe that means...</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: the only thing left to do is let her go?</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: I C4NT JOHN</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: NOT 3V3N WH1L3 1M ON D34THS DOOR,
4PP4R3NTLY</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: terezi...</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1 TH1NK 1TS T1M3 FOR M3 TO GO</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: GOODBY3 JOHN</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: no, dont go!</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: please, please dont do this!</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: if you just go off and die, and i never hear
from you again...</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: i dont think i can handle that!!!</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: JOHN</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: STOP TH1S</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: YOUR3 3MB4R4SS1NG BOTH OF US</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: terezi, if you had no intent of ever coming
home...</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: why did you even bother calling me?</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: are you really telling me that you didnt
want me to talk you out of it???</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1 R34LLY D1DNT</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: then what DID you want?!</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: L3TS S4Y...</p>
<p class="terezi">TEREZI: 1 JUST W4NT3D TO G1V3 YOU TH3 COURT3SY OF
CLOSUR3</p>
</div>
<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small weight-bold"></div>
<p class="no-indent">Dead-Jades eyes slowly flutter open. She gets
to her feet and brushes down her skirt.</p>
<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small">
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: are you done working for the day</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: the work is never finished.</p>
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: not until i am able to deal with the
prince myself.</p>
<p class="aradia">ARADIA: and when will that be</p>
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<p class="no-indent">The meteor is passing beyond the fall of
night. Dead-Jade, standing half in light, half in darkness, looks
up at the sky.</p>
<div class="chat type-rg type-hs-small">
<p class="calliope-dead">JADE: not soon enough.</p>
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