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<h1>Chapter 18</h1>
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<p class="no-indent dirk"><span class="opener type-hs-opener-rg type-hs-opener-sm">Y</span>ou wake up.</p>
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<p class="john">JOHN: wh-what?</p>
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<p class="no-indent dirk">You open your eyes. Actually, youre not
sure theyre open. Everything is intolerably bright, like it was
inside the juju, but worse. Did you go blind? Are you dead? Is
your... <em>ghost</em> dead?</p>
<p class="dirk">You spend a couple seconds filing through miserable
worst-case scenarios, but then you see it: your own blood, floating
around you in a nimbus of shiny, taut bubbles. You reach out to
touch one and it bursts around your finger.</p>
<p class="dirk">You finally process the true magnitude of what has
happened. The Furthest Ring has been completely destroyed. And
youre all alone.</p>
<p class="dirk">Everything hits you all at once. The light, your
memories of the battle, the untethered sensation of weightlessness.
Its a hammer stroke that hits you in the center of the head. It
splits like rivers through your gray matter. That pain and
disorientation goes all the way down your throat. You double over
and...</p>
<p class="dirk">Well, youre vomiting up everything in your
stomach. Rest assured, its pretty gross, and I dont think anyone
needs an explicit account of the way youre disgorging your entire
gut in zero gravity or the way its coating your entire torso in
puke, from your long blue hood to your silly yellow slip-ons.</p>
<p class="dirk">You seriously need to get it together. You look
like absolute shit right now, my man. In fact, you really should
strongly consider issuing an apology for the mess youre
making.</p>
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<p class="john">JOHN: im...</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: im sorry.</p>
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<p class="no-indent dirk">Who are you talking to, dude? Nobodys
around for miles. Everyones dead. Well, almost everyone.</p>
<p class="dirk">But certainly the vast majority of what qualifies
as “everyone” in your current frame of reference. Every single
person and every single thing, nearly literally, has been sucked
into that monstrous black hole up there. Including every single
fragment of black, empty space that used to provide the canvas for
this bleak continuum. And most of your friends—Rose, Dave, absurd
Cat Dave, and hundreds of ghosts, who all valiantly contributed to
a victory which youre only now beginning to question the
functional necessity of.</p>
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<p class="john">JOHN: functional... necessity?</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: that... that doesnt sound like something i
would think.</p>
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<p class="no-indent dirk">Thats because its not.</p>
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<p class="john">JOHN: what the fuck...</p>
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<p class="no-indent dirk">Youve finally noticed.</p>
<p class="dirk">No, not me. You go back to ignoring the fact that
Im the voice in your head. You noticed how it hurts when you
breathe. Suddenly you remember: Lord Englishs tooth is still
embedded in your chest. You panic, wrap your hands around the base,
and give it a little tug. Its excruciating. The tooth makes an
awful grating sound as it grinds along one of your ribs. You gasp
and lose your grip, biting the inside of your mouth so hard that
you taste blood.</p>
<p class="dirk">Cant blame you for trying, but I wouldnt do that
if I were you. Without someone to administer proper medical care,
youll bleed to death pretty much instantly. On the other hand, the
tooth is poisoned. So youre pretty much fucked either way, and
thats really all there is to say on the matter.</p>
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<p class="john">JOHN: sigh.</p>
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<p class="no-indent dirk">You sigh in painful resignation, and
wonder what to do next. English is dead, so you suppose you can go
home, right? Its tempting. You consider zapping back to Earth C,
being done with this nightmare for good, and never breathing a word
of it to anyone ever again. But you cant yet, can you?</p>
<p class="dirk">Why not, you wonder? Whats the harm? Youre right,
it would probably be a harmless decision, in the grand scheme of
things. Certainly the easiest thing to do. But what about your
friends? You saw Rose and Dave die with your own eyes. You saw
countless ghosts getting swallowed whole by a voracious
singularity. How about Jade though? She could still be out there
somewhere, injured, alone, scared. And its your fault, isnt
it?</p>
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<p class="john">JOHN: its...</p>
<p class="john">JOHN: its all my fault.</p>
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<p class="no-indent dirk">You decide that no matter how terrible
you feel, you should look around first before you leave. You were
the one who dragged her here. You owe her at least that much. Plus,
theres someone else on your mind, isnt there?</p>
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<p class="john">JOHN: ...</p>
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<p class="no-indent dirk">You proceed to wander for a long fucking
time. Time passes differently here than it does for everyone else.
Here, Ill simulate it for you. I just left to go take a piss. Then
I microwaved myself a hot pocket. Then I came back. In the time it
took me to do that, you just spent hours drifting around the entire
circumference of the black hole thinking sad-sack thoughts about
the years of inaction that led you to this point, intermittently
humming the <em>Ghostbusters</em> theme to yourself. You get so
worked up about one of your <em>GB</em> freestyles that you almost
miss it.</p>
<p class="dirk">There. Eleven oclock. Do you see it? Its that
tiny dot floating over there.</p>
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<p class="john">JOHN: huh?</p>
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<p class="no-indent dirk">You scramble to catch it before it drifts
any closer to the event horizon. <em>Got it</em>. What the
hell?</p>
<p class="dirk">It feels familiar, but you want to make sure youre
not imagining it. A wallet. Your <em>dads</em> wallet. You chew
your lip and press your fingers into the soft leather. Space is an
infinitely large expanse and a wallet is a tiny, insignificant
object. Sure, there have been crazier coincidences in the course of
this wacky adventure youve been having for the past ten years, but
this one feels very precisely aimed at your heart.</p>
<p class="dirk">You take a deep breath, unfold the wallet, and open
it.</p>
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