diff --git a/mod.js b/mod.js
index ee17878..211dab7 100644
--- a/mod.js
+++ b/mod.js
@@ -270,6 +270,8 @@ module.exports = {
'FCG: JADE, I\'M SORRY ABOUT PAST ME\'S RETARDED BEHAVIOR.',
'FCG: JADE, I\'M SORRY ABOUT PAST ME\'S FUCKSHIT BEHAVIOR.')
// archive.mspa.story['004821'].content
+ // This one looks like it was actually a major rewrite that moved some lines around, so
+ // the later half isn't actually very optimized by the script.
{[
[
"EB: i did see a black guy wrapped up in my ghosty bed sheets.",
@@ -279,109 +281,17 @@ module.exports = {
"TT: A black guy?",
"TT: A weird, short dude?"
],
- [
- "EB: oh...",
- "TT: John that's a... staggeringly unhelpful description."
- ],
[
"EB: i do not mean like, an african american or anything.",
- "EB: oh..."
+ ""
],
[
"EB: like bill cosby.",
- "EB: you know. he was weird. and short."
- ],
- [
- "TT: Thanks for clearing that up.",
"EB: like a gnome!"
],
[
"EB: r.i.p. bill. :(",
- "TT: Thanks for clearing that up."
- ],
- [
- "EB: this fellow had a hard black shell, like all the dead guys do.",
"EB: r.i.p. gnomeo. :("
- ],
- [
- "EB: i followed him for a bit...",
- "EB: this fellow had a hard black shell, like all the dead guys do."
- ],
- [
- "EB: and then some sorta ruckus transpired, and i woke up.",
- "EB: i followed him for a bit..."
- ],
- [
- "EB: and now jade won't answer!",
- "EB: and then some sorta ruckus transpired, and i woke up."
- ],
- [
- "EB: do you know if she's ok?",
- "EB: and now jade won't answer!"
- ],
- [
- "TT: She's fine.",
- "EB: do you know if she's ok?"
- ],
- [
- "TT: But you're not.",
- "TT: She's fine."
- ],
- [
- "EB: i'm not?",
- "TT: But you're not."
- ],
- [
- "TT: Remember how I said your planet was on fire?",
- "EB: i'm not?"
- ],
- [
- "EB: oh yeah...",
- "TT: Remember how I said your planet was on fire?"
- ],
- [
- "EB: that didn't by any chance stop being a thing that was true, did it?",
- "EB: oh yeah..."
- ],
- [
- "TT: It did not.",
- "EB: that didn't by any chance stop being a thing that was true, did it?"
- ],
- [
- "TT: Do you see that pinkish hue behind you, bleeding over the horizon?",
- "TT: It did not."
- ],
- [
- "EB: fuck!!!",
- "TT: Do you see that pinkish hue behind you, bleeding over the horizon?"
- ],
- [
- "EB: rose, this is all oil! it'll all just explode any second, won't it???",
- "EB: fuck!!!"
- ],
- [
- "TT: I don't think the fire's rate of propagation is quite as fast as you're imagining.",
- "EB: rose, this is all oil! it'll all just explode any second, won't it???"
- ],
- [
- "TT: But the danger is still significant.",
- "TT: I don't think the fire's rate of propagation is quite as fast as you're imagining."
- ],
- [
- "TT: Especially considering that your bed is sinking.",
- "TT: But the danger is still significant."
- ],
- [
- "EB: fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!",
- "TT: Especially considering that your bed is sinking."
- ],
- [
- "TT: Relax.",
- "EB: fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!"
- ],
- [
- "TT: Look to your right.",
- "TT: Relax."
]
].forEach(t => (archive.mspa.story['004821'].content = archive.mspa.story['004821'].content.replace(t[0], t[1])))}
archive.mspa.story['004829'].content = archive.mspa.story['004829'].content.replace(