From 074078cb1146c00701f9cdab0b9fa2685a4d5df0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Gio Date: Sat, 14 Aug 2021 18:41:39 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] Manual cleanup --- mod.js | 96 ++-------------------------------------------------------- 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 93 deletions(-) diff --git a/mod.js b/mod.js index ee17878..211dab7 100644 --- a/mod.js +++ b/mod.js @@ -270,6 +270,8 @@ module.exports = { 'FCG: JADE, I\'M SORRY ABOUT PAST ME\'S RETARDED BEHAVIOR.', 'FCG: JADE, I\'M SORRY ABOUT PAST ME\'S FUCKSHIT BEHAVIOR.') // archive.mspa.story['004821'].content + // This one looks like it was actually a major rewrite that moved some lines around, so + // the later half isn't actually very optimized by the script. {[ [ "EB: i did see a black guy wrapped up in my ghosty bed sheets.", @@ -279,109 +281,17 @@ module.exports = { "TT: A black guy?", "TT: A weird, short dude?" ], - [ - "EB: oh...", - "TT: John that's a... staggeringly unhelpful description." - ], [ "EB: i do not mean like, an african american or anything.", - "EB: oh..." + "" ], [ "EB: like bill cosby.", - "EB: you know. he was weird. and short." - ], - [ - "TT: Thanks for clearing that up.", "EB: like a gnome!" ], [ "EB: r.i.p. bill. :(", - "TT: Thanks for clearing that up." - ], - [ - "EB: this fellow had a hard black shell, like all the dead guys do.", "EB: r.i.p. gnomeo. :(" - ], - [ - "EB: i followed him for a bit...", - "EB: this fellow had a hard black shell, like all the dead guys do." - ], - [ - "EB: and then some sorta ruckus transpired, and i woke up.", - "EB: i followed him for a bit..." - ], - [ - "EB: and now jade won't answer!", - "EB: and then some sorta ruckus transpired, and i woke up." - ], - [ - "EB: do you know if she's ok?", - "EB: and now jade won't answer!" - ], - [ - "TT: She's fine.", - "EB: do you know if she's ok?" - ], - [ - "TT: But you're not.", - "TT: She's fine." - ], - [ - "EB: i'm not?", - "TT: But you're not." - ], - [ - "TT: Remember how I said your planet was on fire?", - "EB: i'm not?" - ], - [ - "EB: oh yeah...", - "TT: Remember how I said your planet was on fire?" - ], - [ - "EB: that didn't by any chance stop being a thing that was true, did it?", - "EB: oh yeah..." - ], - [ - "TT: It did not.", - "EB: that didn't by any chance stop being a thing that was true, did it?" - ], - [ - "TT: Do you see that pinkish hue behind you, bleeding over the horizon?", - "TT: It did not." - ], - [ - "EB: fuck!!!", - "TT: Do you see that pinkish hue behind you, bleeding over the horizon?" - ], - [ - "EB: rose, this is all oil! it'll all just explode any second, won't it???", - "EB: fuck!!!" - ], - [ - "TT: I don't think the fire's rate of propagation is quite as fast as you're imagining.", - "EB: rose, this is all oil! it'll all just explode any second, won't it???" - ], - [ - "TT: But the danger is still significant.", - "TT: I don't think the fire's rate of propagation is quite as fast as you're imagining." - ], - [ - "TT: Especially considering that your bed is sinking.", - "TT: But the danger is still significant." - ], - [ - "EB: fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!", - "TT: Especially considering that your bed is sinking." - ], - [ - "TT: Relax.", - "EB: fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!" - ], - [ - "TT: Look to your right.", - "TT: Relax." ] ].forEach(t => (archive.mspa.story['004821'].content = archive.mspa.story['004821'].content.replace(t[0], t[1])))} archive.mspa.story['004829'].content = archive.mspa.story['004829'].content.replace(