Changed "a black guy" joke

Updated this shitty clunker of a racism joke.

archive/data/mspa.json

@@ -70251,7 +70251,7 @@
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-      "content": "|PESTERLOG|<br />-- tentacleTherapist <span style=\"color: #b536da\">[TT]</span> began pestering ectoBiologist <span style=\"color: #0715cd\">[EB]</span> --<br /><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: John.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: blaaauuuuuuuuugh, what happened!!!!!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: You were sleeping.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: yes, i know!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: on the corner of my ghost bed!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: in the middle of an oil ocean!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: for some reason!!!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Why were you sleeping?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Everywhere I look, I see boys taking naps.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: um...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i have no idea.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i don't remember what happened, i was in the middle of helping jade...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: and then...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i guess my bed crashed?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: and i got knocked out i guess.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i was dreaming.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i couldn't have been out for that long, because my dream was really short.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: You weren't.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Ten minutes, I'd say.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: What were you dreaming about?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i was on the battlefield again.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: but i did not have time to seek the treasure!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: I wouldn't imagine so.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: but...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i did see a black guy wrapped up in my ghosty bed sheets.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: he was acting very suspicious.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: A black guy?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: oh...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i do not mean like, an african american or anything.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: like bill cosby.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Thanks for clearing that up.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: r.i.p. bill. :(</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: this fellow had a hard black shell, like all the dead guys do.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i followed him for a bit...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: and then some sorta ruckus transpired, and i woke up.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: and now jade won't answer!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: do you know if she's ok?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: She's fine.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: But you're not.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i'm not?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Remember how I said your planet was on fire?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: oh yeah...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: that didn't by any chance stop being a thing that was true, did it?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: It did not.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Do you see that pinkish hue behind you, bleeding over the horizon?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: fuck!!!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: rose, this is all oil! it'll all just explode any second, won't it???</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: I don't think the fire's rate of propagation is quite as fast as you're imagining.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: But the danger is still significant.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Especially considering that your bed is sinking.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Relax.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Look to your right.</span>",
+      "content": "|PESTERLOG|<br />-- tentacleTherapist <span style=\"color: #b536da\">[TT]</span> began pestering ectoBiologist <span style=\"color: #0715cd\">[EB]</span> --<br /><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: John.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: blaaauuuuuuuuugh, what happened!!!!!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: You were sleeping.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: yes, i know!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: on the corner of my ghost bed!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: in the middle of an oil ocean!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: for some reason!!!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Why were you sleeping?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Everywhere I look, I see boys taking naps.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: um...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i have no idea.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i don't remember what happened, i was in the middle of helping jade...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: and then...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i guess my bed crashed?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: and i got knocked out i guess.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i was dreaming.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i couldn't have been out for that long, because my dream was really short.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: You weren't.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Ten minutes, I'd say.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: What were you dreaming about?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i was on the battlefield again.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: but i did not have time to seek the treasure!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: I wouldn't imagine so.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: but...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i did see a weird, short dude wrapped up in my ghosty bed sheets.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: he was acting very suspicious.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: A weird, short dude?<br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: John that's a... staggeringly unhelpful description.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: oh...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: you know. he was weird. and short.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: like a gnome!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Thanks for clearing that up.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: r.i.p. gnomeo. :(</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: this fellow had a hard black shell, like all the dead guys do.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i followed him for a bit...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: and then some sorta ruckus transpired, and i woke up.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: and now jade won't answer!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: do you know if she's ok?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: She's fine.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: But you're not.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: i'm not?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Remember how I said your planet was on fire?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: oh yeah...</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: that didn't by any chance stop being a thing that was true, did it?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: It did not.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Do you see that pinkish hue behind you, bleeding over the horizon?</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: fuck!!!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: rose, this is all oil! it'll all just explode any second, won't it???</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: I don't think the fire's rate of propagation is quite as fast as you're imagining.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: But the danger is still significant.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Especially considering that your bed is sinking.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #0715cd\">EB: fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Relax.</span><br /><span style=\"color: #b536da\">TT: Look to your right.</span>",
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archive/data/search.json

@@ -20611,7 +20611,7 @@
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-    "content": "John: Answer Rose.###-- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] --###TT: John.###EB: blaaauuuuuuuuugh, what happened!!!!!###TT: You were sleeping.###EB: yes, i know!###EB: on the corner of my ghost bed!###EB: in the middle of an oil ocean!###EB: for some reason!!!###TT: Why were you sleeping?###TT: Everywhere I look, I see boys taking naps.###EB: um...###EB: i have no idea.###EB: i don't remember what happened, i was in the middle of helping jade...###EB: and then...###EB: i guess my bed crashed?###EB: and i got knocked out i guess.###EB: i was dreaming.###EB: i couldn't have been out for that long, because my dream was really short.###TT: You weren't.###TT: Ten minutes, I'd say.###TT: What were you dreaming about?###EB: i was on the battlefield again.###EB: but i did not have time to seek the treasure!###TT: I wouldn't imagine so.###EB: but...###EB: i did see a black guy wrapped up in my ghosty bed sheets.###EB: he was acting very suspicious.###TT: A black guy?###EB: oh...###EB: i do not mean like, an african american or anything.###EB: like bill cosby.###TT: Thanks for clearing that up.###EB: r.i.p. bill. :(###EB: this fellow had a hard black shell, like all the dead guys do.###EB: i followed him for a bit...###EB: and then some sorta ruckus transpired, and i woke up.###EB: and now jade won't answer!###EB: do you know if she's ok?###TT: She's fine.###TT: But you're not.###EB: i'm not?###TT: Remember how I said your planet was on fire?###EB: oh yeah...###EB: that didn't by any chance stop being a thing that was true, did it?###TT: It did not.###TT: Do you see that pinkish hue behind you, bleeding over the horizon?###EB: fuck!!!###EB: rose, this is all oil! it'll all just explode any second, won't it???###TT: I don't think the fire's rate of propagation is quite as fast as you're imagining.###TT: But the danger is still significant.###TT: Especially considering that your bed is sinking.###EB: fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!###TT: Relax.###TT: Look to your right.",
+    "content": "John: Answer Rose.###-- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] --###TT: John.###EB: blaaauuuuuuuuugh, what happened!!!!!###TT: You were sleeping.###EB: yes, i know!###EB: on the corner of my ghost bed!###EB: in the middle of an oil ocean!###EB: for some reason!!!###TT: Why were you sleeping?###TT: Everywhere I look, I see boys taking naps.###EB: um...###EB: i have no idea.###EB: i don't remember what happened, i was in the middle of helping jade...###EB: and then...###EB: i guess my bed crashed?###EB: and i got knocked out i guess.###EB: i was dreaming.###EB: i couldn't have been out for that long, because my dream was really short.###TT: You weren't.###TT: Ten minutes, I'd say.###TT: What were you dreaming about?###EB: i was on the battlefield again.###EB: but i did not have time to seek the treasure!###TT: I wouldn't imagine so.###EB: but...###EB: i did see a weird, short dude wrapped up in my ghosty bed sheets.###EB: he was acting very suspicious.###TT: A weird, short dude?###TT: John that's a... staggeringly unhelpful description.###EB: oh...###EB: you know. he was weird. and short.###EB: like a gnome!###TT: Thanks for clearing that up.###EB: r.i.p. gnomeo. :(###EB: this fellow had a hard black shell, like all the dead guys do.###EB: i followed him for a bit...###EB: and then some sorta ruckus transpired, and i woke up.###EB: and now jade won't answer!###EB: do you know if she's ok?###TT: She's fine.###TT: But you're not.###EB: i'm not?###TT: Remember how I said your planet was on fire?###EB: oh yeah...###EB: that didn't by any chance stop being a thing that was true, did it?###TT: It did not.###TT: Do you see that pinkish hue behind you, bleeding over the horizon?###EB: fuck!!!###EB: rose, this is all oil! it'll all just explode any second, won't it???###TT: I don't think the fire's rate of propagation is quite as fast as you're imagining.###TT: But the danger is still significant.###TT: Especially considering that your bed is sinking.###EB: fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!###TT: Relax.###TT: Look to your right.",
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