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"content": "==>###EB: who is jack noir?###CG: AN AGENT OF DERSE.###CG: WHO FLIPPED OUT AND ROSE TO POWER.###CG: HE KILLED YOUR BLACK QUEEN AND KING AND NOW HE'S IN CHARGE.###EB: so you didn't have him in your game?###CG: NO, WE DID.###CG: BUT HE WAS HARMLESS.###CG: ACTUALLY, HE WAS AN ALLY, SORT OF.###CG: HE SETTLED A GRUDGE AGAINST THE QUEEN BY HELPING US DETHRONE AND EXILE HER.###CG: AND THEN HE WOUND UP EXILED HIMSELF, AND SORT OF KEPT HELPING US THROUGH A COMMAND TERMINAL ON OUR OLD PLANET.###CG: HE'S KIND OF A HUGE ASSHOLE THOUGH.###CG: BUT BECAUSE HE TOOK THE QUEEN OUT OF THE PICTURE, WHEN WE GOT TO SKAIA WE ONLY HAD ONE MONARCH TO DEAL WITH INSTEAD OF TWO.###CG: OF COURSE IT WAS A NASTY GIANT 12X PROTOTYPED BLACK KING THAT TOOK FOREVER TO KILL, JUST BARELY IN TIME BEFORE THE BIGGEST METEORS CAME, BUT STILL.###EB: i see.###EB: so after he got exiled and all that, he came here into our game and caused all this trouble?###CG: NO, GOD.###CG: EGBERT YOU ARE THICKER THAN THAT HIDEOUS JOKE BOOK YOU WADDLE AROUND WITH.###CG: TRY TO THINK MORE ABSTRACTLY.###CG: THINK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.###CG: WHAT'S AN EARTH GAME YOU LIKED TO PLAY?###CG: NAME ONE.###EB: ummmm...###EB: crash bandicoot?###CG: OK I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT I HAVE A FEELING IT'S A REALLY LAME EXAMPLE, BUT THAT'S FINE, IT'S NOT THE POINT.###CG: SO LET'S SAY YOU PLAY YOUR BANDICOOT AND I PLAY MY BANDICOOT.###CG: THEY ARE ESSENTIALLY THE SAME BANDICOOT, SAME APPEARANCE AND DESIGN AND BEHAVIORS.###CG: BUT THEY ARE STILL COMPLETELY SEPARATE BANDICOOTS ON SEPARATE SCREENS.###CG: SO WE BOTH HAVE OUR OWN ASS BANDICOOTS TO OURSELVES, THE SAME BUT DIFFERENT.###CG: OUR JACKS ARE THE SAME BUT DIFFERENT TOO.###CG: SAME GUY, DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES AND OUTCOMES.###CG: OUR JACK TRUMPED THE QUEEN, BUT GOT NO FURTHER.###CG: YOUR JACK GOT THE BEST OF BOTH OF THEM, AND IS NOW SOMETHING HIGHER THAN A QUEEN OR A KING...###EB: like an ace?###CG: SURE OK.###EB: ok, i think i get it.###EB: but how did he do that? what was different about what we did versus what you did?###CG: FRANKLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE ORIGINAL THING THAT TIPPED THE SCALE WAS.###CG: IT IS UNDER INVESTIGATION.###CG: BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.###CG: THE WORST IS YET TO COME.###CG: FOR YOU.###EB: oh no!###EB: what is the worst thing?###CG: ALREADY TOLD YOU.###EB: dammit!###EB: oh, hey...###EB: sorry, hold on, this little lady is bugging me about something.###CG: YEAH YEAH, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET IT OVER WITH AND GIVE HER THE LOUSY RABBIT ALREADY.###EB: oh!!!!!###EB: oh man, i just had THE BEST idea, this is so perfect.###EB: a blonde mother and daughter together, this is totally perfect.###CG: PERFECT FOR WHAT, FLEXING YOUR FORMIDABLE MENTAL HANDICAP LIKE A FUCKING HEAVYWEIGHT FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL MINUTES?###CG: OH WAIT, LET ME CHECK, THE ANSWER IS YES.###EB: it is like that scene in con air, i will give her the bunny like i am nick cage fresh out of the slammer.###CG: FUCK.###EB: i wish i had a filthy wifebeater on, oh well.###CG: JUST...###CG: AUGH.",
"content": "==>###EB: who is jack noir?###CG: AN AGENT OF DERSE.###CG: WHO FLIPPED OUT AND ROSE TO POWER.###CG: HE KILLED YOUR BLACK QUEEN AND KING AND NOW HE'S IN CHARGE.###EB: so you didn't have him in your game?###CG: NO, WE DID.###CG: BUT HE WAS HARMLESS.###CG: ACTUALLY, HE WAS AN ALLY, SORT OF.###CG: HE SETTLED A GRUDGE AGAINST THE QUEEN BY HELPING US DETHRONE AND EXILE HER.###CG: AND THEN HE WOUND UP EXILED HIMSELF, AND SORT OF KEPT HELPING US THROUGH A COMMAND TERMINAL ON OUR OLD PLANET.###CG: HE'S KIND OF A HUGE ASSHOLE THOUGH.###CG: BUT BECAUSE HE TOOK THE QUEEN OUT OF THE PICTURE, WHEN WE GOT TO SKAIA WE ONLY HAD ONE MONARCH TO DEAL WITH INSTEAD OF TWO.###CG: OF COURSE IT WAS A NASTY GIANT 12X PROTOTYPED BLACK KING THAT TOOK FOREVER TO KILL, JUST BARELY IN TIME BEFORE THE BIGGEST METEORS CAME, BUT STILL.###EB: i see.###EB: so after he got exiled and all that, he came here into our game and caused all this trouble?###CG: NO, GOD.###CG: EGBERT YOU ARE THICKER THAN THAT HIDEOUS JOKE BOOK YOU WADDLE AROUND WITH.###CG: TRY TO THINK MORE ABSTRACTLY.###CG: THINK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.###CG: WHAT'S AN EARTH GAME YOU LIKED TO PLAY?###CG: NAME ONE.###EB: ummmm...###EB: crash bandicoot?###CG: OK I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, BUT I HAVE A FEELING IT'S A REALLY LAME EXAMPLE, BUT THAT'S FINE, IT'S NOT THE POINT.###CG: SO LET'S SAY YOU PLAY YOUR BANDICOOT AND I PLAY MY BANDICOOT.###CG: THEY ARE ESSENTIALLY THE SAME BANDICOOT, SAME APPEARANCE AND DESIGN AND BEHAVIORS.###CG: BUT THEY ARE STILL COMPLETELY SEPARATE BANDICOOTS ON SEPARATE SCREENS.###CG: SO WE BOTH HAVE OUR OWN ASS BANDICOOTS TO OURSELVES, THE SAME BUT DIFFERENT.###CG: OUR JACKS ARE THE SAME BUT DIFFERENT TOO.###CG: SAME GUY, DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES AND OUTCOMES.###CG: OUR JACK TRUMPED THE QUEEN, BUT GOT NO FURTHER.###CG: YOUR JACK GOT THE BEST OF BOTH OF THEM, AND IS NOW SOMETHING HIGHER THAN A QUEEN OR A KING...###EB: like an ace?###CG: SURE OK.###EB: ok, i think i get it.###EB: but how did he do that? what was different about what we did versus what you did?###CG: FRANKLY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE ORIGINAL THING THAT TIPPED THE SCALE WAS.###CG: IT IS UNDER INVESTIGATION.###CG: BUT IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.###CG: THE WORST IS YET TO COME.###CG: FOR YOU.###EB: oh no!###EB: what is the worst thing?###CG: ALREADY TOLD YOU.###EB: dammit!###EB: oh, hey...###EB: sorry, hold on, this little lady is bugging me about something.###CG: YEAH YEAH, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET IT OVER WITH AND GIVE HER THE LOUSY RABBIT ALREADY.###EB: oh!!!!!###EB: oh man, i just had THE BEST idea, this is so perfect.###EB: a blonde mother and daughter together, this is totally perfect.###CG: PERFECT FOR WHAT, FLEXING YOUR FORMIDABLE FUCKASS BRAIN LIKE A FUCKING HEAVYWEIGHT FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL MINUTES?###CG: OH WAIT, LET ME CHECK, THE ANSWER IS YES.###EB: it is like that scene in con air, i will give her the bunny like i am nick cage fresh out of the slammer.###CG: FUCK.###EB: i wish i had a filthy wifebeater on, oh well.###CG: JUST...###CG: AUGH.",
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