A few early story tweaks

Also wtf was with changing Gankra's username to her old one >:?
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Jay Logan 2023-08-11 17:55:37 -05:00
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@ -40,10 +40,10 @@ module.exports = {
"Zombie Ace Dick has the self-awareness of a brick and usually can't do anything other than bite things and absorb preposterous amounts of damage!")
archive.mspa.story['002054'].content = archive.mspa.story['002054'].content.replace(
'<span style="color: #0715cd">EB: ugh, i was fussing with my retarded sylladex.</span>',
'<span style="color: #0715cd">EB: ugh, i was fussing with my stupid sylladex.</span>')
'<span style="color: #0715cd">EB: ugh, i was fussing with my fucking sylladex.</span>')
archive.mspa.story['002233'].content = archive.mspa.story['002233'].content.replace(
'<span style="color: #e00707">TG: he will play it with you and probably be tickled retarded about it</span>',
'<span style="color: #e00707">TG: he will play it with you and probably be tickled stupid about it</span>')
'<span style="color: #e00707">TG: he will play it with you and probably be tickled pink about it</span>')
archive.mspa.story['002286'].content = archive.mspa.story['002286'].content.replace(
'<span style="color: #0715cd">EB: that\'s fine, you are entitled to your opinion, i am just saying that being a white guy who is a rapper with a ventriloquist doll is not cool by any stretch of the imagination or by any definition of word cool, ironic or otherwise. that\'s all i\'m saying.</span>',
'<span style="color: #0715cd">EB: that\'s fine, you are entitled to your opinion, i am just saying that being a shitty rapper with a ventriloquist doll is not cool by any stretch of the imagination or by any definition of word cool, ironic or otherwise. that\'s all i\'m saying.</span>')
@ -52,13 +52,10 @@ module.exports = {
'Only little babies who poop in their diapers believe in that stuff.')
archive.mspa.story['002718'].content = archive.mspa.story['002718'].content.replace(
'But you will not dignify the thought of turning the knob much further because you are not retarded.',
'But you will not dignify the thought of turning the knob much further because you are not stupid.')
'But you will not dignify the thought of turning the knob much further because you don\'t have a death wish.')
archive.mspa.story['002729'].content = archive.mspa.story['002729'].content.replace(
'<span style="color: #e00707">TG: waving around my faggoty chumpductor baton</span>',
'<span style="color: #e00707">TG: waving around my babyass chumpductor baton</span>')
archive.mspa.story['002745'].content = archive.mspa.story['002745'].content.replace(
'[By <a href="https://twitter.com/Gankra_" target="_blank" class="postlink">Gankra</a>]',
'[By <a href="https://twitter.com/Gankra_" target="_blank" class="postlink">Gankro</a>]')
archive.mspa.story['002761'].content = archive.mspa.story['002761'].content.replace(
"At the center, you find a little stage that looks perfect for supporting a spectacularly silly dance. Or it would if standing on it didn't make you a little nervous, and also if that didn't sound like a retarded idea given the circumstances. ",
"At the center, you find a little stage that looks perfect for supporting a spectacularly silly dance. Or it would if standing on it didn't make you a little nervous, and also if that didn't sound like a bad idea given the circumstances. ")