',
- '')
- archive.mspa.story['006751'].content = archive.mspa.story['006751'].content.replace(
- 'TT: As humanity was dwindling due to an increasingly whimsical and psychopathic Condesce, she began introducing more of these Carapacians on to the scene.',
- 'TT: As humanity was dwindling due to an increasingly whimsical and unstable Condesce, she began introducing more of these Carapacians on to the scene.')
- archive.mspa.story['006861'].content = archive.mspa.story['006861'].content.replace(
- 'TT: I believe she probably would genuinely like to kill us. She is a psycho after all.',
- 'TT: I believe she probably would genuinely like to kill us. She is a cold-blooded murderer after all.')
- archive.mspa.story['006885'].content = archive.mspa.story['006885'].content.replace(
- 'MEENAH: this sure became a retarded line of talkin',
- 'MEENAH: this sure became a shitty line of talkin')
- archive.mspa.story['007314'].content = archive.mspa.story['007314'].content.replace(
- 'ROSE: Would Dave actually be aright wich Terezi dating a psychotic clown on th side, even if its is a releationship centered around only enmity? I kinof doubt it.',
- 'ROSE: Would Dave actually be aright wich Terezi dating a bashtard clown on th side, even if its is a releationship centered around only enmity? I kinof doubt it.')
- archive.mspa.story['007380'].content = archive.mspa.story['007380'].content.replace(
- 'I DON\'T USE CAPS LOCK. I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A TRAINING KEY FOR RETARDS.',
- 'I DON\'T USE CAPS LOCK. I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A TRAINING KEY FOR BABIES.')
- archive.mspa.story['007463'].content = archive.mspa.story['007463'].content.replace(
- "Your guess is the orders came down from her boss, who from what you've gathered, is even more of a headcase than your presently incarcerated superior. When she starts kicking up a fuss, yelling at people, forking any poor slob unfortunate enough to make a misstep while grooming her hair, you know too well that's the frustration of an exasperated first officer. Would almost make you feel sympathy for the witch, if you, like she, weren't clinically psychopathic. ",
- "Your guess is the orders came down from her boss, who from what you've gathered, is even more of a headcase than your presently incarcerated superior. When she starts kicking up a fuss, yelling at people, forking any poor slob unfortunate enough to make a misstep while grooming her hair, you know too well that's the frustration of an exasperated first officer. Would almost make you feel sympathy for the witch, if you, like she, weren't a soulless husk. ")
- archive.mspa.story['007970'].content = archive.mspa.story['007970'].content.replace(
- 'MEENAH: i mean w/o bein a psycho batshit skank',
- 'MEENAH: i mean w/o bein a jackbass batshit skank')
- archive.mspa.story['008298'].content = archive.mspa.story['008298'].content.replace(
- 'KARKAT: (could you maybe not give the psycho fork girl any more ideas???)',
- 'KARKAT: (could you maybe not give the fucking fork girl any more ideas???)')
- archive.mspa.story['009404'].content = archive.mspa.story['009404'].content.replace(
- 'ROXY: maybe since he and i are ur parents, in terms of psycho skillz...',
- 'ROXY: maybe since he and i are ur parents, in terms of mad skillz...')
+ archive.mspa.story['004829'].content = archive.mspa.story['004829'].content.replace(
+ 'CG: THE IDIOT YOU CALL THE JADE HUMAN WENT AHEAD AND PROTOTYPED HER FREAK OF A LUSUS, WHILE YOU DECIDED TO TAKE A NAP FOR SOME REASON RATHER THAN DOING WHAT A LEADER IS SUPPOSED TO DO AND STOP HER FROM BEING SO FUCKING RETARDED.',
+ 'CG: THE IDIOT YOU CALL THE JADE HUMAN WENT AHEAD AND PROTOTYPED HER FREAK OF A LUSUS, WHILE YOU DECIDED TO TAKE A NAP FOR SOME REASON RATHER THAN DOING WHAT A LEADER IS SUPPOSED TO DO AND STOP HER FROM BEING SO FUCKING STUPID.')
+ archive.mspa.story['004891'].content = archive.mspa.story['004891'].content.replace(
+ 'CC: S)(-E-ES)(, )(ow freaking retarded do you )(ave to be not to know somet)(ing like t)(at? ',
+ 'CC: S)(-E-ES)(, )(ow freaking stupid do you )(ave to be not to know somet)(ing like t)(at? ')
+ archive.mspa.story['004925'].content = archive.mspa.story['004925'].content.replace(
+ 'TG: so even though im awesome now at one point i was plausibly likened to an autistic stuffed animal',
+ 'TG: so even though im awesome now at one point i was plausibly likened to a fluff brained stuffed animal')
+ archive.mspa.story['004944'].content = archive.mspa.story['004944'].content.replace(
+ 'TT: What about the psychopath who\'s currently helping you?',
+ 'TT: What about the terminally misguided miscreant who\'s currently helping you?')
+ // archive.mspa.story['004955'].content
+ {[
+ [
+ "AT: lIKE, tHE KIND BASICALLY FOR CRIPPLES TO SIT IN, aND ROLL AROUND,",
+ "AT: lIKE, tHE KIND BASICALLY TO SIT IN, aND ROLL AROUND,"
+ ],
+ [
+ "AT: i WAS SITTING IN IT, bEING CRIPPLED LIKE USUAL,",
+ "AT: i WAS SITTING IN IT, bEING USELESS LIKE USUAL,"
+ ]
+ ].forEach(t => (archive.mspa.story['004955'].content = archive.mspa.story['004955'].content.replace(t[0], t[1])))}
+ archive.mspa.story['005152'].content = archive.mspa.story['005152'].content.replace(
+ 'CG: HE, BEING ME, RIGHT NOW, IS OWNING UP TO WHAT A FUCKING RETARD PAST ME WAS, AND CONTINUES TO BE.',
+ 'CG: HE, BEING ME, RIGHT NOW, IS OWNING UP TO WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE PAST ME WAS, AND CONTINUES TO BE.')
+ archive.mspa.story['005261'].content = archive.mspa.story['005261'].content.replace(
+ 'CCG: BECAUSE YOU ARE A STONE COLD RETARDED FUCKING IDIOT.',
+ 'CCG: BECAUSE YOU ARE A STONE COLD FUCKING IDIOT.')
+ archive.mspa.story['005389'].content = archive.mspa.story['005389'].content.replace(
+ 'TG: aside from getting my ass killed in the most retarded way possible',
+ 'TG: aside from getting my ass killed in the most ridiculous way possible')
+ archive.mspa.story['005459'].content = archive.mspa.story['005459'].content.replace(
+ "You attempt to humor the Sovereign Slayer's demands diplomatically. There's a narrow line to walk between obeying the orders of a clear superior and blindly facilitating a perfectly useless genocide. It takes a very savvy breed of psychopath to pull it off.",
+ "You attempt to humor the Sovereign Slayer's demands diplomatically. There's a narrow line to walk between obeying the orders of a clear superior and blindly facilitating a perfectly useless genocide. It takes a very savvy breed of morally bankrupt monster to pull it off.")
+ archive.mspa.story['005598'].content = archive.mspa.story['005598'].content.replace(
+ 'TG: pretty much nothing but horsing around through time and swindling retarded alligators out of their life savings',
+ 'TG: pretty much nothing but horsing around through time and swindling octogenarian alligators out of their life savings')
+ archive.mspa.story['005609'].content = archive.mspa.story['005609'].content.replace(
+ 'TG: can you show me a little respect and assume any time i say something stupid it just means im temporarily being inexplicably retarded',
+ 'TG: can you show me a little respect and assume any time i say something stupid it just means ive been temporarily replaced with a pod person')
+ // archive.mspa.story['005767'].content
+ {[
+ [
+ "CG: EVERY DOUCHE GOT TO FLY BUT ME, EVEN THE CRIPPLE.",
+ "CG: EVERY DOUCHE GOT TO FLY BUT ME, EVEN THE USELESS LEGLESS FUCK."
+ ],
+ [
+ "CG: GAMZEE WAS MY VERY GOOD FRIEND, WHO WAS THIS GOOFY LOVEABLE BULLSHIT CLOWN UNTIL HE WENT PSYCHO AND KILLED SOME PEOPLE. I LIKED HIM A LOT.",
+ "CG: GAMZEE WAS MY VERY GOOD FRIEND, WHO WAS THIS GOOFY LOVEABLE BULLSHIT CLOWN UNTIL HE WENT ON A FUCKING RAMPAGE AND KILLED SOME PEOPLE. I LIKED HIM A LOT."
+ ]
+ ].forEach(t => (archive.mspa.story['005767'].content = archive.mspa.story['005767'].content.replace(t[0], t[1])))}
+ archive.mspa.story['005769'].content = archive.mspa.story['005769'].content.replace(
+ 'CG: OK, KANAYA IS MY OTHER BEST FRIEND, AND SHE WAS THE HERO OF SPACE LIKE JADE WHICH MEANS SHE\'S THE STOKER OF THE FORGE AND IS BASICALLY IN CHARGE OF FROGS, WHICH SOUNDS RETARDED, I KNOW. YOU BREED THE RIGHT FROG TO MAKE THE UNIVERSE YOU WANT TO MAKE, WHICH IS A LONG ARDUOUS PROCESS AND I KIND OF FUCKED IT UP IN MY GAME, BUT THAT\'S A WHOLE OTHER STORY WHICH I\'LL GET TO LATER, OK?',
+ 'CG: OK, KANAYA IS MY OTHER BEST FRIEND, AND SHE WAS THE HERO OF SPACE LIKE JADE WHICH MEANS SHE\'S THE STOKER OF THE FORGE AND IS BASICALLY IN CHARGE OF FROGS, WHICH SOUNDS FAKE AS FUCK, I KNOW. YOU BREED THE RIGHT FROG TO MAKE THE UNIVERSE YOU WANT TO MAKE, WHICH IS A LONG ARDUOUS PROCESS AND I KIND OF FUCKED IT UP IN MY GAME, BUT THAT\'S A WHOLE OTHER STORY WHICH I\'LL GET TO LATER, OK?')
+ archive.mspa.story['005779'].content = archive.mspa.story['005779'].content.replace(
+ 'TG: im sorry in advance for exposing you to my unconscious minds retarded cliches',
+ 'TG: im sorry in advance for exposing you to my unconscious minds fucked up cliches')
+ archive.mspa.story['005873'].content = archive.mspa.story['005873'].content.replace(
+ 'CG: SPOILER: THE ANSWER WOULD BE NO, BECAUSE THE PASSWORDS ARE RETARDED.',
+ 'CG: SPOILER: THE ANSWER WOULD BE NO, BECAUSE THE PASSWORDS ARE STUPID.')
+ archive.mspa.story['005876'].content = archive.mspa.story['005876'].content.replace(
+ 'PCG: I MEAN MY NORMAL JACK. NOT PSYCHOPATH OMNIPOJACK.',
+ 'PCG: I MEAN MY NORMAL JACK. NOT BASTARD-ASS OMNIPOJACK.')
+ // archive.mspa.story['005931'].content
+ {[
+ [
+ "TG: my bros idiotic ventriloquist dummy is responsible for this schizophrenic bullshit",
+ "TG: my bros idiotic ventriloquist dummy is responsible for this asinine bullshit"
+ ],
+ [
+ "TG: you are either literally an insane psychopathic murderer or some kind of trolling savant",
+ "TG: you are either literally a soulless murderer or some kind of trolling savant"
+ ]
+ ].forEach(t => (archive.mspa.story['005931'].content = archive.mspa.story['005931'].content.replace(t[0], t[1])))}
+ archive.mspa.story['005970'].content = archive.mspa.story['005970'].content.replace(
+ "The Handmaid will enlist the Condesce, extending the same bargain once offered to her. It will be the sort involving neither negotiation nor possibility of refusal, expressed in terms plainly understood by the psychotic genocidal. The Condesce will serve as her new master's witch, carrying out his work in the places he cannot reach.",
+ "The Handmaid will enlist the Condesce, extending the same bargain once offered to her. It will be the sort involving neither negotiation nor possibility of refusal, expressed in terms plainly understood by the soulless genocidal. The Condesce will serve as her new master's witch, carrying out his work in the places he cannot reach.")
+ archive.mspa.story['006224'].content = archive.mspa.story['006224'].content.replace(
+ '',
+ '')
+ archive.mspa.story['006751'].content = archive.mspa.story['006751'].content.replace(
+ 'TT: As humanity was dwindling due to an increasingly whimsical and psychopathic Condesce, she began introducing more of these Carapacians on to the scene.',
+ 'TT: As humanity was dwindling due to an increasingly whimsical and unstable Condesce, she began introducing more of these Carapacians on to the scene.')
+ archive.mspa.story['006861'].content = archive.mspa.story['006861'].content.replace(
+ 'TT: I believe she probably would genuinely like to kill us. She is a psycho after all.',
+ 'TT: I believe she probably would genuinely like to kill us. She is a cold-blooded murderer after all.')
+ archive.mspa.story['006885'].content = archive.mspa.story['006885'].content.replace(
+ 'MEENAH: this sure became a retarded line of talkin',
+ 'MEENAH: this sure became a shitty line of talkin')
+ archive.mspa.story['007314'].content = archive.mspa.story['007314'].content.replace(
+ 'ROSE: Would Dave actually be aright wich Terezi dating a psychotic clown on th side, even if its is a releationship centered around only enmity? I kinof doubt it.',
+ 'ROSE: Would Dave actually be aright wich Terezi dating a bashtard clown on th side, even if its is a releationship centered around only enmity? I kinof doubt it.')
+ archive.mspa.story['007380'].content = archive.mspa.story['007380'].content.replace(
+ 'I DON\'T USE CAPS LOCK. I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A TRAINING KEY FOR RETARDS.',
+ 'I DON\'T USE CAPS LOCK. I THOUGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A TRAINING KEY FOR BABIES.')
+ archive.mspa.story['007463'].content = archive.mspa.story['007463'].content.replace(
+ "Your guess is the orders came down from her boss, who from what you've gathered, is even more of a headcase than your presently incarcerated superior. When she starts kicking up a fuss, yelling at people, forking any poor slob unfortunate enough to make a misstep while grooming her hair, you know too well that's the frustration of an exasperated first officer. Would almost make you feel sympathy for the witch, if you, like she, weren't clinically psychopathic. ",
+ "Your guess is the orders came down from her boss, who from what you've gathered, is even more of a headcase than your presently incarcerated superior. When she starts kicking up a fuss, yelling at people, forking any poor slob unfortunate enough to make a misstep while grooming her hair, you know too well that's the frustration of an exasperated first officer. Would almost make you feel sympathy for the witch, if you, like she, weren't a soulless husk. ")
+ archive.mspa.story['007970'].content = archive.mspa.story['007970'].content.replace(
+ 'MEENAH: i mean w/o bein a psycho batshit skank',
+ 'MEENAH: i mean w/o bein a jackbass batshit skank')
+ archive.mspa.story['008298'].content = archive.mspa.story['008298'].content.replace(
+ 'KARKAT: (could you maybe not give the psycho fork girl any more ideas???)',
+ 'KARKAT: (could you maybe not give the fucking fork girl any more ideas???)')
+ archive.mspa.story['009404'].content = archive.mspa.story['009404'].content.replace(
+ 'ROXY: maybe since he and i are ur parents, in terms of psycho skillz...',
+ 'ROXY: maybe since he and i are ur parents, in terms of mad skillz...')
// archive.mspa.faqs.new.content
{[
[
@@ -418,85 +424,108 @@ module.exports = {
// Todo: This is no longer how banners are stored.
- archive.social.blogspot[12].html = archive.social.blogspot[12].html.replace(
- " 11 my teachers thought I was retarded. This isn't some sort of joke to",
- " 11 my teachers thought I was [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed. This isn't some sort of joke to")
- archive.social.blogspot[16].html = archive.social.blogspot[16].html.replace(
- ' genuinely like this retarded painting (which I do!). Notice how I',
- ' genuinely like this [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed painting (which I do!). Notice how I')
- // archive.social.dstrider[5].html
- {[
- [
- " maybe what i mean is i wish i was the one who made that website. why is it the best kind of irony is always the unintended kind. dammit this candy slinging jackass doesnt even realize what a fucking genius he is. because hes too fucking stupid. stupid enough to think that a bunch of street savvy, mishapen headed, weirdly mongoloid looking motherfuckers is a one way ticket to selling a goddamn tsunami of candy",
- " maybe what i mean is i wish i was the one who made that website. why is it the best kind of irony is always the unintended kind. dammit this candy slinging jackass doesnt even realize what a fucking genius he is. because hes too fucking stupid. stupid enough to think that a bunch of street savvy, weird-face, head-ass looking motherfuckers is a one way ticket to selling a goddamn tsunami of candy"
- ],
- [
- " ok i cant even say for sure if \"cool\" is even what they were going for here. reminds me of like in movies when they try to dress a drunk guy up to stand in as someone respectable to pull off a ruse, or maybe a dead guy like weekend at bernies. or a retarded guy who happens to be good at something but cant be no damn retarded guy or he'll b disqualified from the competition or whatever.",
- " ok i cant even say for sure if \"cool\" is even what they were going for here. reminds me of like in movies when they try to dress a drunk guy up to stand in as someone respectable to pull off a ruse, or maybe a dead guy like weekend at bernies. or like a dude who pretends to be a rich person butler to steal shit and if they find out they'll fuckin cut his dick off. i dunno. shit."
- ],
- [
- " also hes not too keen on homework and i cant say i blame him, oh also he doesnt like not having money, and i mean damn son who DONT like being no broke ass nigga???? whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion",
- " also hes not too keen on homework and i cant say i blame him, oh also he doesnt like not having money, and i mean damn son who DONT like being no broke ass mothafucker???? whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion"
- ]
- ].forEach(t => (archive.social.dstrider[5].html = archive.social.dstrider[5].html.replace(t[0], t[1])))}
- archive.social.dstrider[6].html = archive.social.dstrider[6].html.replace(
- 'skateboards havent been asserted as legitimately cool since probably michael j fox outmaneuvered biff in the fifties and fed him a world of cowshit i think to prevent himself from fucking his own mom. that and bart simpson. but bart simpson was never cool, no one ever actually thought he was cool even in the thick of their early ninties delirium. he never actually said anything clever and now that i think about it he was vaguely effeminate, which would be fine i guess but it betrayed his wafer thin eat my shorts attitude. maybe 20 years of having your lines delivered by a woman will make that happen. seriously even the idiots in the 90s werent really sure what eat my shorts meant. its like they were aware it was a retarded thing to say on some level albeit dimly, and let some shitty characterization slide cause it was a funny show. dear matt groening being a "cool kid" means more than hating school and dishing out mediocre sass over the span of 7 presidential terms. i dont know this character is so old already maybe i should start ripping jughead a new asshole or maybe lil abner while im at it. what the fuck am i even doing',
- 'skateboards havent been asserted as legitimately cool since probably michael j fox outmaneuvered biff in the fifties and fed him a world of cowshit i think to prevent himself from fucking his own mom. that and bart simpson. but bart simpson was never cool, no one ever actually thought he was cool even in the thick of their early ninties delirium. he never actually said anything clever and now that i think about it he was vaguely effeminate, which would be fine i guess but it betrayed his wafer thin eat my shorts attitude. maybe 20 years of having your lines delivered by a woman will make that happen. seriously even the idiots in the 90s werent really sure what eat my shorts meant. its like they were aware it was a fucking dumbass thing to say on some level albeit dimly, and let some shitty characterization slide cause it was a funny show. dear matt groening being a "cool kid" means more than hating school and dishing out mediocre sass over the span of 7 presidential terms. i dont know this character is so old already maybe i should start ripping jughead a new asshole or maybe lil abner while im at it. what the fuck am i even doing')
- archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[24].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[24].html.replace(
- "i would use my powers to call one of my homies and say yo dogg you gotta drive me to the hospital because i just did something fuckin RETARDED with a pogo stick. ha ha no dude i'll tell you when you get here just hurry man i'm hurt pretty bad",
- "i would use my powers to call one of my homies and say yo dogg you gotta drive me to the hospital because i just did something fuckin [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ED with a pogo stick. ha ha no dude i'll tell you when you get here just hurry man i'm hurt pretty bad")
- archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[36].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[36].html.replace(
- "clearly a lot of these questions are ass backward window licking retarded but no need to be rude andrew. how do you plan to reconcile all these people you've offended?",
- "clearly a lot of these questions are ass backward window licking [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed but no need to be rude andrew. how do you plan to reconcile all these people you've offended?")
- // archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[237].html
- {[
- [
- "\u201cA blur of black in a dim room. As the emperor ponders his koans, he cracks an eyelid. But it\u2019s too late. Who else could make off with ancient scrolls and the lion\u2019s share of a kind emperor\u2019s spine before the shutter has yet swung closed from entry? If your answer was \u2018not a ninja\u2019, you\u2019re fucking retarded.\u201d",
- "\u201cA blur of black in a dim room. As the emperor ponders his koans, he cracks an eyelid. But it\u2019s too late. Who else could make off with ancient scrolls and the lion\u2019s share of a kind emperor\u2019s spine before the shutter has yet swung closed from entry? If your answer was \u2018not a ninja\u2019, you\u2019re fucking [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed.\u201d"
- ],
- [
- "Call Things \u201cRetarded\u201d.",
- "Call Things \u201c[EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed\u201d."
- ],
- [
- "If you don\u2019t see why this word by itself is milk nostril-evacuatingly side-splitting, you\u2019re fucking retarded.",
- "If you don\u2019t see why this word by itself is milk nostril-evacuatingly side-splitting, you\u2019re fucking [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed."
- ],
- [
- "Actor B: \u201cYou must be retarded. You\u2019re so retarded, your grandmother was raped by fucking pirates.\u201d",
- "Actor B: \u201cYou must be [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed. You\u2019re so [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed, your grandmother was raped by fucking pirates.\u201d"
- ],
- [
- "Actor A: \u201cDon\u2019t say shit about my grandmother. She WAS a pirate. Trained by secret ninjas to do some totally un-gay moves on retarded gay people like you.\u201d",
- "Actor A: \u201cDon\u2019t say shit about my grandmother. She WAS a pirate. Trained by secret ninjas to do some totally un-gay moves on [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed gay people like you.\u201d"
- ]
- ].forEach(t => (archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[237].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[237].html.replace(t[0], t[1])))}
- archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[547].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[547].html.replace(
- "Many critics are very naive in this sense, and these people I would not even regard as real critics at all. More like just complainers. They leverage their dissatisfaction under the guise of criticism, and if their grievances are dismissed, the creator is accused of being deaf to criticism. A little like suitors spurned by a woman will accuse her of being icy. Creators have a responsibility to vet their critics, to know how deep the critic's appreciation and understanding of the material is first before putting value on their advice. To understand whether the critic is capable of quality thought and observation. To apply a critical process to the critic itself. Some critics believe they themselves are immune to criticism! Not all opinions and perspectives are equal, and it's dangerous and incredibly stupid for creators to treat them as such. Would you take advice on how to improve your life from a retarded person? You see, we actually do this every day. We vet those who would counsel us on our daily lives, who we would trust to guide us in the right direction.",
- "Many critics are very naive in this sense, and these people I would not even regard as real critics at all. More like just complainers. They leverage their dissatisfaction under the guise of criticism, and if their grievances are dismissed, the creator is accused of being deaf to criticism. A little like suitors spurned by a woman will accuse her of being icy. Creators have a responsibility to vet their critics, to know how deep the critic's appreciation and understanding of the material is first before putting value on their advice. To understand whether the critic is capable of quality thought and observation. To apply a critical process to the critic itself. Some critics believe they themselves are immune to criticism! Not all opinions and perspectives are equal, and it's dangerous and incredibly stupid for creators to treat them as such. Would you take advice on how to improve your life from a [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed person? You see, we actually do this every day. We vet those who would counsel us on our daily lives, who we would trust to guide us in the right direction.")
- archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[879].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[879].html.replace(
- "My school is going to do this retarded mural thing, made by students. You're skinny enough to pass for a teenager, so you wanna give us a hand? I don't have the cash, but I could probably gank five thousand one dollar McDonald's coupons.",
- "My school is going to do this [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed mural thing, made by students. You're skinny enough to pass for a teenager, so you wanna give us a hand? I don't have the cash, but I could probably gank five thousand one dollar McDonald's coupons.")
- archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[984].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[984].html.replace(
- 'And now having said that, I will put my ear to the ground and listen for the pounding hooves of the retarded cavalry.',
- 'And now having said that, I will put my ear to the ground and listen for the pounding hooves of the [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed cavalry.')
- archive.social.formspring.mspadventures[64].html = archive.social.formspring.mspadventures[64].html.replace(
- 'Your DB references, they sting. But if I tried again in a less retarded',
- 'Your DB references, they sting. But if I tried again in a less [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed')
- archive.social.formspring.mspadventures[165].html = archive.social.formspring.mspadventures[165].html.replace(
- "She'll probably think I'm retarded though, sort of like how I feel about",
- "She'll probably think I'm [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed though, sort of like how I feel about")
- archive.social.tumblr[23].html = archive.social.tumblr[23].html.replace(
- ' was like, this sounds retarded. And I was like, awesome, Jeffrey’s on board. John Keogh was musing',
- ' was like, this sounds [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed. And I was like, awesome, Jeffrey’s on board. John Keogh was musing')
- archive.social.tumblr[60].html = archive.social.tumblr[60].html.replace(
- 'Who is the most retarded character of homestuck?',
+ archive.social.blogspot[12].html = archive.social.blogspot[12].html.replace(
+ " 11 my teachers thought I was retarded. This isn't some sort of joke to",
+ " 11 my teachers thought I was [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed. This isn't some sort of joke to")
+ archive.social.blogspot[16].html = archive.social.blogspot[16].html.replace(
+ ' genuinely like this retarded painting (which I do!). Notice how I',
+ ' genuinely like this [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed painting (which I do!). Notice how I')
+ archive.social.blogspot[17].html = archive.social.blogspot[17].html.replace(
+ ' smirks. It’s all adding up. They’re a bunch of nomadic fags whisking',
+ ' smirks. It’s all adding up. They’re a bunch of nomadic (REDACTED) whisking')
+ // archive.social.dstrider[5].html
+ {[
+ [
+ " maybe what i mean is i wish i was the one who made that website. why is it the best kind of irony is always the unintended kind. dammit this candy slinging jackass doesnt even realize what a fucking genius he is. because hes too fucking stupid. stupid enough to think that a bunch of street savvy, mishapen headed, weirdly mongoloid looking motherfuckers is a one way ticket to selling a goddamn tsunami of candy",
+ " maybe what i mean is i wish i was the one who made that website. why is it the best kind of irony is always the unintended kind. dammit this candy slinging jackass doesnt even realize what a fucking genius he is. because hes too fucking stupid. stupid enough to think that a bunch of street savvy, weird-face, head-ass looking motherfuckers is a one way ticket to selling a goddamn tsunami of candy"
+ ],
+ [
+ " ok i cant even say for sure if \"cool\" is even what they were going for here. reminds me of like in movies when they try to dress a drunk guy up to stand in as someone respectable to pull off a ruse, or maybe a dead guy like weekend at bernies. or a retarded guy who happens to be good at something but cant be no damn retarded guy or he'll b disqualified from the competition or whatever.",
+ " ok i cant even say for sure if \"cool\" is even what they were going for here. reminds me of like in movies when they try to dress a drunk guy up to stand in as someone respectable to pull off a ruse, or maybe a dead guy like weekend at bernies. or like a dude who pretends to be a rich person butler to steal shit and if they find out they'll fuckin cut his dick off. i dunno. shit."
+ ],
+ [
+ " also hes not too keen on homework and i cant say i blame him, oh also he doesnt like not having money, and i mean damn son who DONT like being no broke ass nigga???? whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion",
+ " also hes not too keen on homework and i cant say i blame him, oh also he doesnt like not having money, and i mean damn son who DONT like being no broke ass mothafucker???? whoever wrote this shit needs to step on a rake in a comedic fashion"
+ ]
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+ 'skateboards havent been asserted as legitimately cool since probably michael j fox outmaneuvered biff in the fifties and fed him a world of cowshit i think to prevent himself from fucking his own mom. that and bart simpson. but bart simpson was never cool, no one ever actually thought he was cool even in the thick of their early ninties delirium. he never actually said anything clever and now that i think about it he was vaguely effeminate, which would be fine i guess but it betrayed his wafer thin eat my shorts attitude. maybe 20 years of having your lines delivered by a woman will make that happen. seriously even the idiots in the 90s werent really sure what eat my shorts meant. its like they were aware it was a retarded thing to say on some level albeit dimly, and let some shitty characterization slide cause it was a funny show. dear matt groening being a "cool kid" means more than hating school and dishing out mediocre sass over the span of 7 presidential terms. i dont know this character is so old already maybe i should start ripping jughead a new asshole or maybe lil abner while im at it. what the fuck am i even doing',
+ 'skateboards havent been asserted as legitimately cool since probably michael j fox outmaneuvered biff in the fifties and fed him a world of cowshit i think to prevent himself from fucking his own mom. that and bart simpson. but bart simpson was never cool, no one ever actually thought he was cool even in the thick of their early ninties delirium. he never actually said anything clever and now that i think about it he was vaguely effeminate, which would be fine i guess but it betrayed his wafer thin eat my shorts attitude. maybe 20 years of having your lines delivered by a woman will make that happen. seriously even the idiots in the 90s werent really sure what eat my shorts meant. its like they were aware it was a fucking dumbass thing to say on some level albeit dimly, and let some shitty characterization slide cause it was a funny show. dear matt groening being a "cool kid" means more than hating school and dishing out mediocre sass over the span of 7 presidential terms. i dont know this character is so old already maybe i should start ripping jughead a new asshole or maybe lil abner while im at it. what the fuck am i even doing')
+ archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[24].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[24].html.replace(
+ "i would use my powers to call one of my homies and say yo dogg you gotta drive me to the hospital because i just did something fuckin RETARDED with a pogo stick. ha ha no dude i'll tell you when you get here just hurry man i'm hurt pretty bad",
+ "i would use my powers to call one of my homies and say yo dogg you gotta drive me to the hospital because i just did something fuckin [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ED with a pogo stick. ha ha no dude i'll tell you when you get here just hurry man i'm hurt pretty bad")
+ archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[36].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[36].html.replace(
+ "clearly a lot of these questions are ass backward window licking retarded but no need to be rude andrew. how do you plan to reconcile all these people you've offended?",
+ "clearly a lot of these questions are ass backward window licking [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed but no need to be rude andrew. how do you plan to reconcile all these people you've offended?")
+ archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[214].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[214].html.replace(
+ 'i am mildly schizophrenic.',
+ 'i am mildly (REDACTED).')
+ // archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[237].html
+ {[
+ [
+ "\u201cA blur of black in a dim room. As the emperor ponders his koans, he cracks an eyelid. But it\u2019s too late. Who else could make off with ancient scrolls and the lion\u2019s share of a kind emperor\u2019s spine before the shutter has yet swung closed from entry? If your answer was \u2018not a ninja\u2019, you\u2019re fucking retarded.\u201d",
+ "\u201cA blur of black in a dim room. As the emperor ponders his koans, he cracks an eyelid. But it\u2019s too late. Who else could make off with ancient scrolls and the lion\u2019s share of a kind emperor\u2019s spine before the shutter has yet swung closed from entry? If your answer was \u2018not a ninja\u2019, you\u2019re fucking [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed.\u201d"
+ ],
+ [
+ "Call Things \u201cRetarded\u201d.",
+ "Call Things \u201c[EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed\u201d."
+ ],
+ [
+ "If you don\u2019t see why this word by itself is milk nostril-evacuatingly side-splitting, you\u2019re fucking retarded.",
+ "If you don\u2019t see why this word by itself is milk nostril-evacuatingly side-splitting, you\u2019re fucking [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed."
+ ],
+ [
+ "Actor B: \u201cYou must be retarded. You\u2019re so retarded, your grandmother was raped by fucking pirates.\u201d",
+ "Actor B: \u201cYou must be [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed. You\u2019re so [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed, your grandmother was raped by fucking pirates.\u201d"
+ ],
+ [
+ "Actor A: \u201cDon\u2019t say shit about my grandmother. She WAS a pirate. Trained by secret ninjas to do some totally un-gay moves on retarded gay people like you.\u201d",
+ "Actor A: \u201cDon\u2019t say shit about my grandmother. She WAS a pirate. Trained by secret ninjas to do some totally un-gay moves on [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed gay people like you.\u201d"
+ ]
+ ].forEach(t => (archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[237].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[237].html.replace(t[0], t[1])))}
+ archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[547].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[547].html.replace(
+ "Many critics are very naive in this sense, and these people I would not even regard as real critics at all. More like just complainers. They leverage their dissatisfaction under the guise of criticism, and if their grievances are dismissed, the creator is accused of being deaf to criticism. A little like suitors spurned by a woman will accuse her of being icy. Creators have a responsibility to vet their critics, to know how deep the critic's appreciation and understanding of the material is first before putting value on their advice. To understand whether the critic is capable of quality thought and observation. To apply a critical process to the critic itself. Some critics believe they themselves are immune to criticism! Not all opinions and perspectives are equal, and it's dangerous and incredibly stupid for creators to treat them as such. Would you take advice on how to improve your life from a retarded person? You see, we actually do this every day. We vet those who would counsel us on our daily lives, who we would trust to guide us in the right direction.",
+ "Many critics are very naive in this sense, and these people I would not even regard as real critics at all. More like just complainers. They leverage their dissatisfaction under the guise of criticism, and if their grievances are dismissed, the creator is accused of being deaf to criticism. A little like suitors spurned by a woman will accuse her of being icy. Creators have a responsibility to vet their critics, to know how deep the critic's appreciation and understanding of the material is first before putting value on their advice. To understand whether the critic is capable of quality thought and observation. To apply a critical process to the critic itself. Some critics believe they themselves are immune to criticism! Not all opinions and perspectives are equal, and it's dangerous and incredibly stupid for creators to treat them as such. Would you take advice on how to improve your life from a [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed person? You see, we actually do this every day. We vet those who would counsel us on our daily lives, who we would trust to guide us in the right direction.")
+ archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[567].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[567].html.replace(
+ "What's the deal with the schizo storytelling still? I understand using that format for Hivebent, but now that we're with the kids must we still have micro-time jumps and have every statement be enigmatic? What happened to the slow build and discovery?",
+ "What's the deal with the (REDACTED) storytelling still? I understand using that format for Hivebent, but now that we're with the kids must we still have micro-time jumps and have every statement be enigmatic? What happened to the slow build and discovery?")
+ archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[735].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[735].html.replace(
+ "Usually I'm pretty religious with rules I set up. But occasionally judgments are made to bend the rules slightly in not especially plot significant ways, for stylistic considerations or whatever else. The only real problem with doing this is I'm left open to the ASPERGERS GOTCHA TRAP.",
+ "Usually I'm pretty religious with rules I set up. But occasionally judgments are made to bend the rules slightly in not especially plot significant ways, for stylistic considerations or whatever else. The only real problem with doing this is I'm left open to the (REDACTED) GOTCHA TRAP.")
+ archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[879].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[879].html.replace(
+ "My school is going to do this retarded mural thing, made by students. You're skinny enough to pass for a teenager, so you wanna give us a hand? I don't have the cash, but I could probably gank five thousand one dollar McDonald's coupons.",
+ "My school is going to do this [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed mural thing, made by students. You're skinny enough to pass for a teenager, so you wanna give us a hand? I don't have the cash, but I could probably gank five thousand one dollar McDonald's coupons.")
+ archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[984].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[984].html.replace(
+ 'And now having said that, I will put my ear to the ground and listen for the pounding hooves of the retarded cavalry.',
+ 'And now having said that, I will put my ear to the ground and listen for the pounding hooves of the [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed cavalry.')
+ archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[993].html = archive.social.formspring.andrewhussie[993].html.replace(
+ "OOPS ohhhhhhhh damn, yeah there is a sloppy little pair of conjunctions taking a shit in my sentence in that long thing I banged out at warp speed. *BEET RED* Ok you can blow the smoke off your red pen and twirl that thing back into its holster. And then the Gotcha Buckaroo climbed onto his horse with its raging case of Horse Asperger's and galloped away.",
+ 'OOPS ohhhhhhhh damn, yeah there is a sloppy little pair of conjunctions taking a shit in my sentence in that long thing I banged out at warp speed. *BEET RED* Ok you can blow the smoke off your red pen and twirl that thing back into its holster. And then the Gotcha Buckaroo climbed onto his horse with its raging case of Horse (REDACTED) and galloped away.')
+ archive.social.formspring.mspadventures[9].html = archive.social.formspring.mspadventures[9].html.replace(
+ '', + '
') + archive.social.formspring.mspadventures[37].html = archive.social.formspring.mspadventures[37].html.replace( + 'evil schizophrenic Gamzee planned out from the beginning? You know, since his', + 'evil (REDACTED) Gamzee planned out from the beginning? You know, since his') + archive.social.formspring.mspadventures[64].html = archive.social.formspring.mspadventures[64].html.replace( + 'Your DB references, they sting. But if I tried again in a less retarded', + 'Your DB references, they sting. But if I tried again in a less [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed') + archive.social.formspring.mspadventures[165].html = archive.social.formspring.mspadventures[165].html.replace( + "She'll probably think I'm retarded though, sort of like how I feel about", + "She'll probably think I'm [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed though, sort of like how I feel about") + archive.social.tumblr[23].html = archive.social.tumblr[23].html.replace( + ' was like, this sounds retarded. And I was like, awesome, Jeffrey’s on board. John Keogh was musing', + ' was like, this sounds [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed. And I was like, awesome, Jeffrey’s on board. John Keogh was musing') + archive.social.tumblr[60].html = archive.social.tumblr[60].html.replace( + 'Who is the most retarded character of homestuck?', 'Who is the most [EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SLUR]ed character of homestuck?') + archive.social.tumblr[148].html = archive.social.tumblr[148].html.replace( + '