diff --git a/archive/data/mspa.json b/archive/data/mspa.json
index 164b247..204d436 100644
--- a/archive/data/mspa.json
+++ b/archive/data/mspa.json
@@ -62381,7 +62381,7 @@
"media": [
"/storyfiles/hs2/02350.gif"
],
- "content": "|PESTERLOG|
AT: i THINK THIS, iS,
AT: pROBABLY MEANT TO ANTAGONIZE ME,
AG: What are you talking a8out. Look at my 8eatiful 8uilding. Don't you think it's a8out time someone got a little cre8tive with this game????????
AT: uMMM, mAYBE,
AG: Everyone always wants to do things the 8oring way.
AG: Didn't we make a truce, Tavros? That we would try to 8e less 8oring from now on?
AG: You don't want to 8reak your truce with me, do you Tavros?
AT: nO,
AG: Gr8. Now get clim8ing!
AT: pLEASE DON'T READ THIS AS,
AT: a BORING THING, i HOPE,
AT: bUT,
AT: iT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THAT, mOSTLY,
AG: Man. I knew it. Toreasnooze is 8ACK IN ACTION.
AT: wHY DON'T YOU, iN LIKE,
AT: a NOT BORING WAY, bUILD,
AT: mORE INCLINED SURFACES, lIKE YOU DID OVER THERE,
AT: mAYBE YOU COULD COLOR THEM, wITH FUN COLORS,
AT: sO YOU WON'T THINK THEY'RE BORING AND GET ANGRY AT ME SOME MORE,
AG: I 8uilt that ramp 8ecause we were in a hurry to save your life, remem8er?
AG: A dead Tavros is even more 8oring than an alive and crippled Tavros 8y a slim margin.
AG: My stair structure is lovely and I'm not changing it.
AG: Now hop out of your wheel device and get clim8ing!!!!!!!!
AT: uHH,
AT: cLIMBING,
AG: Or crawling. Whatever! Stop 8eing so helpless. It's pathetic.
AT: iT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME,
AG: What's the rush! You're in the game, safe and sound. Look in the sky. Do you see any meteors? I sure don't!
AT: bUT, tHERE ARE IMPS AROUND,
AT: aND i'LL BE SORT OF DEFENSELESS,
AT: lYING DOWN ON STAIRS,
AG: Siiiiiiiigh.
AG: You did not just use that excuse. We 8oth know you can commune with these things.
AG: Hey! Why don't you psychically command them to carry you up????????
AG: Oh my god that is a gr8 idea. Once again, leave it to Vriska to come up with the cre8tive solutions.
AT: i WOULDN'T REALLY,
AT: WANT TO MAKE THEM DO THAT,
AT: i JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, wHY,
AT: wE CAN'T DO THIS THE EASY WAY,
AG: What good would that do you?
AG: Whatever the purpose of this game is, it makes you work hard for it!
AG: That way you 8ecome stronger along the way and you are 8etter prepared for whatever's next.
AG: Remem8er when we used to flarp together???????? It was the exact same principle. And that's why you were always outmatched! You were too soft and not well prepared.
AG: Nothing comes easy, Tavros. That is why we go through the trials in the 8rooding caverns when we are young.
AG: To make sure we are strong when we come out!
AG: Do you remem8er the trials, Tavros?
AT: nOT VERY WELL, nO,
AG: Well, I do, and they were a 8itch.
AG: 8ut now that I think a8out it, it would make perfect sense if your trials were really easy 8y some mistake.
AG: That is why you are such a soggy phlegm sponge, and why you got picked 8y such a sad, frail little lusus!
AT: }:(
AG: 8ut that's ok, it pro8a8ly wasn't your fault. Just a 8ad 8r8k!
AG: You're lucky you have me as a server player, so I can challenge you and help you get strong.
AG: Now hop out of that seat and get clim8ing! I will deliver the device to you once you are at the top.
AG: Clim8, Pupa!
AG: Cliiiiiiiiim8!
AT: mAYBE i SHOULD ASK TINKERBULL ABOUT THIS,
AT: hE'S REALLY SMART, nOW THAT HE CAN TALK,
AG: No!!!!!!!!
AG: You don't need help from your lame 8ull fairy. He is only holding you 8ack.
AT: hE'S MY FRIEND,
AG: God. Pathetic.
AG: This is getting frustrating.
AG: Why did I have to get stuck with this useless 8astard? Just my luck.
AG: Do you have any idea how inconvenient this is? Do you have any sympathy for what I'm dealing with here?
AT: uHH,
AG: You're so inconsider8. You just sit there looking smug. It's infuri8ing to look at you.
AG: You haven't even thanked me! Or apologized for that matter!!!!!!!!
AG: uHHHHHHHH THANKS VRISKA, fOR sAVING UHH MY LIFE,
AG: uMMMMM IT SURE WAS 8RAVE AND HEROIC AND PRETTY OF YOU,
AG: aLSO uMMM dUHHH,,,, uMMM,,, i AM SORRY FROM THE 8OTTOM OF MY NOOK,,,,,,,,,,
AG: Seriously, how hard would that have 8een?
AT: oKAY,
AT: tHANKS, i GUESS,
AT: bUT,
AT: sORRY FOR WHAT,
AG: For 8eing useless shit, you ass!
AT: yOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE,
AT: fOR BEING PARALYZED,
AG: Yes.
AG: Say you're sorry.
AT: i DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, oR bORING,
AT: bUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS, gIVEN,
AT: uH, tHE CIRCUMSTANCES,
AG: 8ullshit!
AG: It's something called 8asic decency and civility you fudge8looded 8oor.
AG: Now get down on your useless wo88ly knees and apologize.
AT: nO, i DON'T WANT TO,
AG: >::::O",
+ "content": "|PESTERLOG|
AT: i THINK THIS, iS,
AT: pROBABLY MEANT TO ANTAGONIZE ME,
AG: What are you talking a8out. Look at my 8eatiful 8uilding. Don't you think it's a8out time someone got a little cre8tive with this game????????
AT: uMMM, mAYBE,
AG: Everyone always wants to do things the 8oring way.
AG: Didn't we make a truce, Tavros? That we would try to 8e less 8oring from now on?
AG: You don't want to 8reak your truce with me, do you Tavros?
AT: nO,
AG: Gr8. Now get clim8ing!
AT: pLEASE DON'T READ THIS AS,
AT: a BORING THING, i HOPE,
AT: bUT,
AT: iT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THAT, mOSTLY,
AG: Man. I knew it. Toreasnooze is 8ACK IN ACTION.
AT: wHY DON'T YOU, iN LIKE,
AT: a NOT BORING WAY, bUILD,
AT: mORE INCLINED SURFACES, lIKE YOU DID OVER THERE,
AT: mAYBE YOU COULD COLOR THEM, wITH FUN COLORS,
AT: sO YOU WON'T THINK THEY'RE BORING AND GET ANGRY AT ME SOME MORE,
AG: I 8uilt that ramp 8ecause we were in a hurry to save your life, remem8er?
AG: A dead Tavros is even more 8oring than an alive and crippled Tavros 8y a slim margin.
AG: My stair structure is lovely and I'm not changing it.
AG: Now hop out of your wheel device and get clim8ing!!!!!!!!
AT: uHH,
AT: cLIMBING,
AG: Or crawling. Whatever! Stop 8eing so helpless. It's pathetic.
AT: iT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME,
AG: What's the rush! You're in the game, safe and sound. Look in the sky. Do you see any meteors? I sure don't!
AT: bUT, tHERE ARE IMPS AROUND,
AT: aND i'LL BE SORT OF DEFENSELESS,
AT: lYING DOWN ON STAIRS,
AG: Siiiiiiiigh.
AG: You did not just use that excuse. We 8oth know you can commune with these things.
AG: Hey! Why don't you psychically command them to carry you up????????
AG: Oh my god that is a gr8 idea. Once again, leave it to Vriska to come up with the cre8tive solutions.
AT: i WOULDN'T REALLY,
AT: WANT TO MAKE THEM DO THAT,
AT: i JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, wHY,
AT: wE CAN'T DO THIS THE EASY WAY,
AG: What good would that do you?
AG: Whatever the purpose of this game is, it makes you work hard for it!
AG: That way you 8ecome stronger along the way and you are 8etter prepared for whatever's next.
AG: Remem8er when we used to flarp together???????? It was the exact same principle. And that's why you were always outmatched! You were too soft and not well prepared.
AG: Nothing comes easy, Tavros. That is why we go through the trials in the 8rooding caverns when we are young.
AG: To make sure we are strong when we come out!
AG: Do you remem8er the trials, Tavros?
AT: nOT VERY WELL, nO,
AG: Well, I do, and they were a 8itch.
AG: 8ut now that I think a8out it, it would make perfect sense if your trials were really easy 8y some mistake.
AG: That is why you are such a soggy phlegm sponge, and why you got picked 8y such a sad, frail little lusus!
AT: }:(
AG: 8ut that's ok, it pro8a8ly wasn't your fault. Just a 8ad 8r8k!
AG: You're lucky you have me as a server player, so I can challenge you and help you get strong.
AG: Now hop out of that seat and get clim8ing! I will deliver the device to you once you are at the top.
AG: Clim8, Pupa!
AG: Cliiiiiiiiim8!
AT: mAYBE i SHOULD ASK TINKERBULL ABOUT THIS,
AT: hE'S REALLY SMART, nOW THAT HE CAN TALK,
AG: No!!!!!!!!
AG: You don't need help from your lame 8ull fairy. He is only holding you 8ack.
AT: hE'S MY FRIEND,
AG: God. Pathetic.
AG: This is getting frustrating.
AG: Why did I have to get stuck with this useless 8astard? Just my luck.
AG: Do you have any idea how inconvenient this is? Do you have any sympathy for what I'm dealing with here?
AT: uHH,
AG: You're so inconsider8. You just sit there looking smug. It's infuri8ing to look at you.
AG: You haven't even thanked me! Or apologized for that matter!!!!!!!!
AG: uHHHHHHHH THANKS VRISKA, fOR sAVING UHH MY LIFE,
AG: uMMMMM IT SURE WAS 8RAVE AND HEROIC AND PRETTY OF YOU,
AG: aLSO uMMM dUHHH,,,, uMMM,,, i AM SORRY FROM THE 8OTTOM OF MY NOOK,,,,,,,,,,
AG: Seriously, how hard would that have 8een?
AT: oKAY,
AT: tHANKS, i GUESS,
AT: bUT,
AT: sORRY FOR WHAT,
AG: For 8eing a useless shit, you ass!
AT: yOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE,
AT: fOR BEING PARALYZED,
AG: Yes.
AG: Say you're sorry.
AT: i DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, oR bORING,
AT: bUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS, gIVEN,
AT: uH, tHE CIRCUMSTANCES,
AG: 8ullshit!
AG: It's something called 8asic decency and civility you fudge8looded 8oor.
AG: Now get down on your useless wo88ly knees and apologize.
AT: nO, i DON'T WANT TO,
AG: >::::O",
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@@ -69082,7 +69082,7 @@
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],
- "content": "|PESTERLOG|
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --
GC: D4V3 GR34T N3WS!
GC: 1 FOUND 4 DR4W1NG T4BL3T
GC: DO YOU KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS D4V3?
GC: DO YOU KNOW WH4T 1T M34NS W3 C4N G3T?
TG: please dont say this party started please dont say this party started
GC: TH1S
GC: P4RTY
GC: ST4RT3D!!!!! >8D
TG: god everything is about parties with you
GC: D4V3 TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG 3V3N CLOS3 TO B31NG B3TT3R TH4N P4RT13S, COM3 ON
TG: ok
TG: lets see some fine art then
GC: WHY 1T JUST SO H4PP3NS TH4T 1 H4V3 4 FR3SH M4ST3RP13C3 FOR YOU
GC: HOT OFF TH3 C4NV4S
GC: 4ND ON TO YOUR COMPUT3R GL4SS3S
GC: WH3R3 1T W1LL S1ZZL3 YOUR 3Y3B4LLS
GC: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS http://tinyurl.com/D4V3XD4V3
TG: ok that
TG: is every bit as shitty as all your other drawings
GC: SHUT UP!
GC: 1 4M ST1LL SORT OF G3TT1NG TH3 H4NG OF TH1S TH1NG
GC: 1 W1LL G3T B3TT3R >:P
TG: i like it though you dont gotta improve
TG: art skills are overrated
GC: TH4NKS D4V3
TG: its kind of weird though what the hell is actually going on here
TG: does this mean something
GC: Y3S
GC: 1T 1S TH3 COM1C R3PR3S3NT4T1ON OF TH3 N3XT L3G OF YOUR WOND3RFUL JOURN3Y
GC: YOU KNOW, TH3 ON3 TH4T 1 4M H3LP1NG YOU W1TH 3V3RY ST3P OF TH3 W4Y >:]
TG: yeah
TG: but
TG: why
GC: 1 4LR34DY 3XPL41N3D TH1S TO YOU D4V3
GC: TH3 COOLK1D H4S TO B3 TH3 B3ST, 4ND 1 H4V3 TO M4K3 H1M TH3 B3ST
TG: alright but
TG: i mean even if that made sense which it kind of doesnt
TG: karkat was saying how it was all a game and youre just flirtin and stuff
TG: and that we should quit it because he doesnt want you in my grill or me in yours or whatever
GC: OH, 1S TH4T WH4T H3 S41D???
GC: HMM 1 WOND3R 1F H3 COULD R33K OF J34LOUSY 4NY MOR3 PUNG3NTLY
TG: well yeah thats what i thought too
TG: and really if we got no other reason keep rolling with it at least theres that one
TG: to piss him off
GC: W3LL WH4T DO YOU TH1NK D4V3
GC: 4M 1 1N YOUR HUM4N GR1LL?
TG: im not saying i know for sure but it seems to me like
TG: my grill is your goddamn prison
TG: you are practically incarcerated in that fucker
TG: doing hard time on a bed of charcoal and lighterfluid
TG: privy to what i flame broil from below
TG: what im sayin is you got a front row seat to the brown side of my burger
TG: hows it smell btw
GC: 1T SM3LLS L1K3 D3L1C1OUS BURN1NG 4N1M4LS
TG: yeah i thought so
TG: so is that whats going on
GC: WH4T?
TG: is this some weird game involving flirtation and assassinations or whatever
GC: OH, 1 DONT KNOW
GC: M444444YB3...
GC: SH33SH!
GC: YOU 4ND H1M 4R3 4L1K3 1N SOM3 W4YS
GC: R34LLY BLUNT 4ND L1T3R4L M1ND3D
GC: 4ND QU1T3 FR4NKLY JUST 4 L1TTL3 B1T T4CTL3SS WH3N 1T COM3S TO M4N4G1NG TH3 L4D13S!
GC: H3 4LW4YS H4D TO KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T TH3 D34L W4S 4ND 3X4CTLY WH4T MY MOT1V4T1ONS W3R3 4ND WH4T 3V3RYTH1NG M34NT 4ND BLUH BLUH BLUH
GC: 1T T4K3S TH3 FUN OUT OF 3V3RYTH1NG!
TG: thats pretty much the most insulting thing possible to say im anything like that raving gulf of shit
GC: W3LL OK 1M SORT OF 3X4GG3R4T1NG
GC: BUT R34LLY
GC: SOM3 S1M1L4R1T13S 4R3 TH3R3
GC: 1TS JUST YOUR 1SSU3S 4R3
GC: COOL3R >:]
GC: L3SS R1D1CULOUS 4ND TR4G1C
TG: issues
TG: what are you talking about
GC: W3LL, FOR 1NST4NC3
GC: K4RK4T W4S 4LW4YS TORM3NT3D BY H1S P4ST 4ND FUTUR3 S3LV3S
GC: 4ND TH31R M1ST4K3S
GC: L1T3R4LLY TORM3NT3D BY TH3M 1N TH3S3 4BSURD SCH1ZOPHR3N1C M3MOS
GC: 1T W4S 1D34L FU3L FOR H1S S3LF LO4TH1NG
GC: H3 B3C4M3 OBS3SS3D W1TH H1MS3LF 4S 4N 3LUS1V3 4DV3RS4RY
GC: R4TH3R TH4N JUST B31NG H1MS3LF 1N TH3 MOM3NT 4ND R34L1Z1NG WHO H3 W4S SUPPOS3D TO B3
GC: 4ND W4K1NG UP >:[
TG: wow ok what does that have to do with me
GC: NOTH1NG 1N 4 L1T3R4L S3NS3
GC: BUT 1 H4V3 OBS3RV3D YOU D4V3
GC: YOU 4R3 4LW4YS G3TT1NG B41L3D OUT OF J4MS
GC: 4T F1RST BY YOUR BRO
GC: 4ND TH3N BY YOUR OWN FUTUR3 S3LV3S!
GC: 3V3N FUTUR3 D4V3SPR1T3 G3TS 1N ON TH3 4CT OF SHOW1NG UP POOR OLD PR3S3NT D4V3
GC: WH3N DO3S PR3S3NT D4V3 G3T TO ST3P OUT OF TH3 SH4DOW OF 4LL THOS3 FUTUR3 D4V3S??
GC: WH3N DO3S H3 G3T TO B3 TH3 H3RO, TH4T'S WH4T 1 W4NT TO KNOW >:D
TG: i dunno i guess maybe when i become future me
GC: H4H4H4H4H4H4
GC: TH4T 1S 3X4CTLY WH4T K4RK4T US3D TO S4Y
GC: 1T W4S 4LW4YS TH3 4NSW3R
TG: fuck who cares
TG: like i even give a shit about being a hero whatever that even means
TG: im not seeing the problem here future me is awesome he can bail me out if he wants
GC: Y3S, 3X4CTLY!
GC: B3C4US3 YOU 4R3 COOL 4BOUT YOUR PROBL3M
GC: 1NST34D OF 4CT1NG L1K3 4 S1LLY L1TTL3 PUP4
GC: BUT DONT WORRY, ON3 D4Y YOU W1LL G3T TO T4K3 YOUR TURN 4S H3RO!
GC: 4ND ON3 D4Y
GC: YOU W1LL T4K3 OFF THOS3 DUMB GL4SS3S 4ND L3T M3 G3T 4NOTH3R SN1FF 4T YOUR 3Y3S
TG: not gonna happen
GC: COM3 ON!
GC: 1 ONLY GOT ON3 L1TTL3 WH1FF 4T TH3M
GC: WH3N YOU W3R3 4 T1NY P1NK W1GGL3R W1TH 4RMS 4ND L3GS S1TT1NG 1N 4 CR4T3R ON TH4T S4D HORS3 YOU 4T3
GC: TH3Y W3R3 PR3TTY!
GC: 1T 1S SO S3LF1SH OF YOU TO K33P TH3M COV3R3D UP
GC: 4ND TH3 L4M3 S3CR3CY SURROUND1NG 1T 1S ONC3 4G41N R3M1ND1NG M3 OF 4 C3RT41N YOU KNOW WHO >:|
TG: hey look at this change of subject going down
TG: about this comic
TG: are you saying im about to fall asleep
GC: Y3S",
+ "content": "|PESTERLOG|
-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --
GC: D4V3 GR34T N3WS!
GC: 1 FOUND 4 DR4W1NG T4BL3T
GC: DO YOU KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS D4V3?
GC: DO YOU KNOW WH4T 1T M34NS W3 C4N G3T?
TG: please dont say this party started please dont say this party started
GC: TH1S
GC: P4RTY
GC: ST4RT3D!!!!! >8D
TG: god everything is about parties with you
GC: D4V3 TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG 3V3N CLOS3 TO B31NG B3TT3R TH4N P4RT13S, COM3 ON
TG: ok
TG: lets see some fine art then
GC: WHY 1T JUST SO H4PP3NS TH4T 1 H4V3 4 FR3SH M4ST3RP13C3 FOR YOU
GC: HOT OFF TH3 C4NV4S
GC: 4ND ON TO YOUR COMPUT3R GL4SS3S
GC: WH3R3 1T W1LL S1ZZL3 YOUR 3Y3B4LLS
GC: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS http://tinyurl.com/D4V3XD4V3
TG: ok that
TG: is every bit as shitty as all your other drawings
GC: SHUT UP!
GC: 1 4M ST1LL SORT OF G3TT1NG TH3 H4NG OF TH1S TH1NG
GC: 1 W1LL G3T B3TT3R >:P
TG: i like it though you dont gotta improve
TG: art skills are overrated
GC: TH4NKS D4V3
TG: its kind of weird though what the hell is actually going on here
TG: does this mean something
GC: Y3S
GC: 1T 1S TH3 COM1C R3PR3S3NT4T1ON OF TH3 N3XT L3G OF YOUR WOND3RFUL JOURN3Y
GC: YOU KNOW, TH3 ON3 TH4T 1 4M H3LP1NG YOU W1TH 3V3RY ST3P OF TH3 W4Y >:]
TG: yeah
TG: but
TG: why
GC: 1 4LR34DY 3XPL41N3D TH1S TO YOU D4V3
GC: TH3 COOLK1D H4S TO B3 TH3 B3ST, 4ND 1 H4V3 TO M4K3 H1M TH3 B3ST
TG: alright but
TG: i mean even if that made sense which it kind of doesnt
TG: karkat was saying how it was all a game and youre just flirtin and stuff
TG: and that we should quit it because he doesnt want you in my grill or me in yours or whatever
GC: OH, 1S TH4T WH4T H3 S41D???
GC: HMM 1 WOND3R 1F H3 COULD R33K OF J34LOUSY 4NY MOR3 PUNG3NTLY
TG: well yeah thats what i thought too
TG: and really if we got no other reason keep rolling with it at least theres that one
TG: to piss him off
GC: W3LL WH4T DO YOU TH1NK D4V3
GC: 4M 1 1N YOUR HUM4N GR1LL?
TG: im not saying i know for sure but it seems to me like
TG: my grill is your goddamn prison
TG: you are practically incarcerated in that fucker
TG: doing hard time on a bed of charcoal and lighterfluid
TG: privy to what i flame broil from below
TG: what im sayin is you got a front row seat to the brown side of my burger
TG: hows it smell btw
GC: 1T SM3LLS L1K3 D3L1C1OUS BURN1NG 4N1M4LS
TG: yeah i thought so
TG: so is that whats going on
GC: WH4T?
TG: is this some weird game involving flirtation and assassinations or whatever
GC: OH, 1 DONT KNOW
GC: M444444YB3...
GC: SH33SH!
GC: YOU 4ND H1M 4R3 4L1K3 1N SOM3 W4YS
GC: R34LLY BLUNT 4ND L1T3R4L M1ND3D
GC: 4ND QU1T3 FR4NKLY JUST 4 L1TTL3 B1T T4CTL3SS WH3N 1T COM3S TO M4N4G1NG TH3 L4D13S!
GC: H3 4LW4YS H4D TO KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T TH3 D34L W4S 4ND 3X4CTLY WH4T MY MOT1V4T1ONS W3R3 4ND WH4T 3V3RYTH1NG M34NT 4ND BLUH BLUH BLUH
GC: 1T T4K3S TH3 FUN OUT OF 3V3RYTH1NG!
TG: thats pretty much the most insulting thing possible to say im anything like that raving gulf of shit
GC: W3LL OK 1M SORT OF 3X4GG3R4T1NG
GC: BUT R34LLY
GC: SOM3 S1M1L4R1T13S 4R3 TH3R3
GC: 1TS JUST YOUR 1SSU3S 4R3
GC: COOL3R >:]
GC: L3SS R1D1CULOUS 4ND TR4G1C
TG: issues
TG: what are you talking about
GC: W3LL, FOR 1NST4NC3
GC: K4RK4T W4S 4LW4YS TORM3NT3D BY H1S P4ST 4ND FUTUR3 S3LV3S
GC: 4ND TH31R M1ST4K3S
GC: L1T3R4LLY TORM3NT3D BY TH3M 1N TH3S3 4BSURD V4C1LL4T1NG M3MOS
GC: 1T W4S 1D34L FU3L FOR H1S S3LF LO4TH1NG
GC: H3 B3C4M3 OBS3SS3D W1TH H1MS3LF 4S 4N 3LUS1V3 4DV3RS4RY
GC: R4TH3R TH4N JUST B31NG H1MS3LF 1N TH3 MOM3NT 4ND R34L1Z1NG WHO H3 W4S SUPPOS3D TO B3
GC: 4ND W4K1NG UP >:[
TG: wow ok what does that have to do with me
GC: NOTH1NG 1N 4 L1T3R4L S3NS3
GC: BUT 1 H4V3 OBS3RV3D YOU D4V3
GC: YOU 4R3 4LW4YS G3TT1NG B41L3D OUT OF J4MS
GC: 4T F1RST BY YOUR BRO
GC: 4ND TH3N BY YOUR OWN FUTUR3 S3LV3S!
GC: 3V3N FUTUR3 D4V3SPR1T3 G3TS 1N ON TH3 4CT OF SHOW1NG UP POOR OLD PR3S3NT D4V3
GC: WH3N DO3S PR3S3NT D4V3 G3T TO ST3P OUT OF TH3 SH4DOW OF 4LL THOS3 FUTUR3 D4V3S??
GC: WH3N DO3S H3 G3T TO B3 TH3 H3RO, TH4T'S WH4T 1 W4NT TO KNOW >:D
TG: i dunno i guess maybe when i become future me
GC: H4H4H4H4H4H4
GC: TH4T 1S 3X4CTLY WH4T K4RK4T US3D TO S4Y
GC: 1T W4S 4LW4YS TH3 4NSW3R
TG: fuck who cares
TG: like i even give a shit about being a hero whatever that even means
TG: im not seeing the problem here future me is awesome he can bail me out if he wants
GC: Y3S, 3X4CTLY!
GC: B3C4US3 YOU 4R3 COOL 4BOUT YOUR PROBL3M
GC: 1NST34D OF 4CT1NG L1K3 4 S1LLY L1TTL3 PUP4
GC: BUT DONT WORRY, ON3 D4Y YOU W1LL G3T TO T4K3 YOUR TURN 4S H3RO!
GC: 4ND ON3 D4Y
GC: YOU W1LL T4K3 OFF THOS3 DUMB GL4SS3S 4ND L3T M3 G3T 4NOTH3R SN1FF 4T YOUR 3Y3S
TG: not gonna happen
GC: COM3 ON!
GC: 1 ONLY GOT ON3 L1TTL3 WH1FF 4T TH3M
GC: WH3N YOU W3R3 4 T1NY P1NK W1GGL3R W1TH 4RMS 4ND L3GS S1TT1NG 1N 4 CR4T3R ON TH4T S4D HORS3 YOU 4T3
GC: TH3Y W3R3 PR3TTY!
GC: 1T 1S SO S3LF1SH OF YOU TO K33P TH3M COV3R3D UP
GC: 4ND TH3 L4M3 S3CR3CY SURROUND1NG 1T 1S ONC3 4G41N R3M1ND1NG M3 OF 4 C3RT41N YOU KNOW WHO >:|
TG: hey look at this change of subject going down
TG: about this comic
TG: are you saying im about to fall asleep
GC: Y3S",
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- "content": "======>###AT: i THINK THIS, iS,###AT: pROBABLY MEANT TO ANTAGONIZE ME,###AG: What are you talking a8out. Look at my 8eatiful 8uilding. Don't you think it's a8out time someone got a little cre8tive with this game????????###AT: uMMM, mAYBE,###AG: Everyone always wants to do things the 8oring way.###AG: Didn't we make a truce, Tavros? That we would try to 8e less 8oring from now on?###AG: You don't want to 8reak your truce with me, do you Tavros?###AT: nO,###AG: Gr8. Now get clim8ing!###AT: pLEASE DON'T READ THIS AS,###AT: a BORING THING, i HOPE,###AT: bUT,###AT: iT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THAT, mOSTLY,###AG: Man. I knew it. Toreasnooze is 8ACK IN ACTION.###AT: wHY DON'T YOU, iN LIKE,###AT: a NOT BORING WAY, bUILD,###AT: mORE INCLINED SURFACES, lIKE YOU DID OVER THERE,###AT: mAYBE YOU COULD COLOR THEM, wITH FUN COLORS,###AT: sO YOU WON'T THINK THEY'RE BORING AND GET ANGRY AT ME SOME MORE,###AG: I 8uilt that ramp 8ecause we were in a hurry to save your life, remem8er?###AG: A dead Tavros is even more 8oring than an alive and crippled Tavros 8y a slim margin.###AG: My stair structure is lovely and I'm not changing it.###AG: Now hop out of your wheel device and get clim8ing!!!!!!!!###AT: uHH,###AT: cLIMBING,###AG: Or crawling. Whatever! Stop 8eing so helpless. It's pathetic.###AT: iT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME,###AG: What's the rush! You're in the game, safe and sound. Look in the sky. Do you see any meteors? I sure don't!###AT: bUT, tHERE ARE IMPS AROUND,###AT: aND i'LL BE SORT OF DEFENSELESS,###AT: lYING DOWN ON STAIRS,###AG: Siiiiiiiigh.###AG: You did not just use that excuse. We 8oth know you can commune with these things.###AG: Hey! Why don't you psychically command them to carry you up????????###AG: Oh my god that is a gr8 idea. Once again, leave it to Vriska to come up with the cre8tive solutions.###AT: i WOULDN'T REALLY,###AT: WANT TO MAKE THEM DO THAT,###AT: i JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, wHY,###AT: wE CAN'T DO THIS THE EASY WAY,###AG: What good would that do you?###AG: Whatever the purpose of this game is, it makes you work hard for it!###AG: That way you 8ecome stronger along the way and you are 8etter prepared for whatever's next.###AG: Remem8er when we used to flarp together???????? It was the exact same principle. And that's why you were always outmatched! You were too soft and not well prepared.###AG: Nothing comes easy, Tavros. That is why we go through the trials in the 8rooding caverns when we are young.###AG: To make sure we are strong when we come out!###AG: Do you remem8er the trials, Tavros?###AT: nOT VERY WELL, nO,###AG: Well, I do, and they were a 8itch.###AG: 8ut now that I think a8out it, it would make perfect sense if your trials were really easy 8y some mistake.###AG: That is why you are such a soggy phlegm sponge, and why you got picked 8y such a sad, frail little lusus!###AT: }:(###AG: 8ut that's ok, it pro8a8ly wasn't your fault. Just a 8ad 8r8k!###AG: You're lucky you have me as a server player, so I can challenge you and help you get strong.###AG: Now hop out of that seat and get clim8ing! I will deliver the device to you once you are at the top.###AG: Clim8, Pupa!###AG: Cliiiiiiiiim8!###AT: mAYBE i SHOULD ASK TINKERBULL ABOUT THIS,###AT: hE'S REALLY SMART, nOW THAT HE CAN TALK,###AG: No!!!!!!!!###AG: You don't need help from your lame 8ull fairy. He is only holding you 8ack.###AT: hE'S MY FRIEND,###AG: God. Pathetic.###AG: This is getting frustrating.###AG: Why did I have to get stuck with this useless 8astard? Just my luck.###AG: Do you have any idea how inconvenient this is? Do you have any sympathy for what I'm dealing with here?###AT: uHH,###AG: You're so inconsider8. You just sit there looking smug. It's infuri8ing to look at you.###AG: You haven't even thanked me! Or apologized for that matter!!!!!!!!###AG: uHHHHHHHH THANKS VRISKA, fOR sAVING UHH MY LIFE,###AG: uMMMMM IT SURE WAS 8RAVE AND HEROIC AND PRETTY OF YOU,###AG: aLSO uMMM dUHHH,,,, uMMM,,, i AM SORRY FROM THE 8OTTOM OF MY NOOK,,,,,,,,,,###AG: Seriously, how hard would that have 8een?###AT: oKAY,###AT: tHANKS, i GUESS,###AT: bUT,###AT: sORRY FOR WHAT,###AG: For 8eing useless shit, you ass!###AT: yOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE,###AT: fOR BEING PARALYZED,###AG: Yes.###AG: Say you're sorry.###AT: i DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, oR bORING,###AT: bUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS, gIVEN,###AT: uH, tHE CIRCUMSTANCES,###AG: 8ullshit!###AG: It's something called 8asic decency and civility you fudge8looded 8oor.###AG: Now get down on your useless wo88ly knees and apologize.###AT: nO, i DON'T WANT TO,###AG: >::::O",
+ "content": "======>###AT: i THINK THIS, iS,###AT: pROBABLY MEANT TO ANTAGONIZE ME,###AG: What are you talking a8out. Look at my 8eatiful 8uilding. Don't you think it's a8out time someone got a little cre8tive with this game????????###AT: uMMM, mAYBE,###AG: Everyone always wants to do things the 8oring way.###AG: Didn't we make a truce, Tavros? That we would try to 8e less 8oring from now on?###AG: You don't want to 8reak your truce with me, do you Tavros?###AT: nO,###AG: Gr8. Now get clim8ing!###AT: pLEASE DON'T READ THIS AS,###AT: a BORING THING, i HOPE,###AT: bUT,###AT: iT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THAT, mOSTLY,###AG: Man. I knew it. Toreasnooze is 8ACK IN ACTION.###AT: wHY DON'T YOU, iN LIKE,###AT: a NOT BORING WAY, bUILD,###AT: mORE INCLINED SURFACES, lIKE YOU DID OVER THERE,###AT: mAYBE YOU COULD COLOR THEM, wITH FUN COLORS,###AT: sO YOU WON'T THINK THEY'RE BORING AND GET ANGRY AT ME SOME MORE,###AG: I 8uilt that ramp 8ecause we were in a hurry to save your life, remem8er?###AG: A dead Tavros is even more 8oring than an alive and crippled Tavros 8y a slim margin.###AG: My stair structure is lovely and I'm not changing it.###AG: Now hop out of your wheel device and get clim8ing!!!!!!!!###AT: uHH,###AT: cLIMBING,###AG: Or crawling. Whatever! Stop 8eing so helpless. It's pathetic.###AT: iT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME,###AG: What's the rush! You're in the game, safe and sound. Look in the sky. Do you see any meteors? I sure don't!###AT: bUT, tHERE ARE IMPS AROUND,###AT: aND i'LL BE SORT OF DEFENSELESS,###AT: lYING DOWN ON STAIRS,###AG: Siiiiiiiigh.###AG: You did not just use that excuse. We 8oth know you can commune with these things.###AG: Hey! Why don't you psychically command them to carry you up????????###AG: Oh my god that is a gr8 idea. Once again, leave it to Vriska to come up with the cre8tive solutions.###AT: i WOULDN'T REALLY,###AT: WANT TO MAKE THEM DO THAT,###AT: i JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, wHY,###AT: wE CAN'T DO THIS THE EASY WAY,###AG: What good would that do you?###AG: Whatever the purpose of this game is, it makes you work hard for it!###AG: That way you 8ecome stronger along the way and you are 8etter prepared for whatever's next.###AG: Remem8er when we used to flarp together???????? It was the exact same principle. And that's why you were always outmatched! You were too soft and not well prepared.###AG: Nothing comes easy, Tavros. That is why we go through the trials in the 8rooding caverns when we are young.###AG: To make sure we are strong when we come out!###AG: Do you remem8er the trials, Tavros?###AT: nOT VERY WELL, nO,###AG: Well, I do, and they were a 8itch.###AG: 8ut now that I think a8out it, it would make perfect sense if your trials were really easy 8y some mistake.###AG: That is why you are such a soggy phlegm sponge, and why you got picked 8y such a sad, frail little lusus!###AT: }:(###AG: 8ut that's ok, it pro8a8ly wasn't your fault. Just a 8ad 8r8k!###AG: You're lucky you have me as a server player, so I can challenge you and help you get strong.###AG: Now hop out of that seat and get clim8ing! I will deliver the device to you once you are at the top.###AG: Clim8, Pupa!###AG: Cliiiiiiiiim8!###AT: mAYBE i SHOULD ASK TINKERBULL ABOUT THIS,###AT: hE'S REALLY SMART, nOW THAT HE CAN TALK,###AG: No!!!!!!!!###AG: You don't need help from your lame 8ull fairy. He is only holding you 8ack.###AT: hE'S MY FRIEND,###AG: God. Pathetic.###AG: This is getting frustrating.###AG: Why did I have to get stuck with this useless 8astard? Just my luck.###AG: Do you have any idea how inconvenient this is? Do you have any sympathy for what I'm dealing with here?###AT: uHH,###AG: You're so inconsider8. You just sit there looking smug. It's infuri8ing to look at you.###AG: You haven't even thanked me! Or apologized for that matter!!!!!!!!###AG: uHHHHHHHH THANKS VRISKA, fOR sAVING UHH MY LIFE,###AG: uMMMMM IT SURE WAS 8RAVE AND HEROIC AND PRETTY OF YOU,###AG: aLSO uMMM dUHHH,,,, uMMM,,, i AM SORRY FROM THE 8OTTOM OF MY NOOK,,,,,,,,,,###AG: Seriously, how hard would that have 8een?###AT: oKAY,###AT: tHANKS, i GUESS,###AT: bUT,###AT: sORRY FOR WHAT,###AG: For 8eing a useless shit, you ass!###AT: yOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE,###AT: fOR BEING PARALYZED,###AG: Yes.###AG: Say you're sorry.###AT: i DON'T MEAN TO BE RUDE, oR bORING,###AT: bUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS, gIVEN,###AT: uH, tHE CIRCUMSTANCES,###AG: 8ullshit!###AG: It's something called 8asic decency and civility you fudge8looded 8oor.###AG: Now get down on your useless wo88ly knees and apologize.###AT: nO, i DON'T WANT TO,###AG: >::::O",
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- "content": "Dave: Answer Terezi.###-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --###GC: D4V3 GR34T N3WS!###GC: 1 FOUND 4 DR4W1NG T4BL3T###GC: DO YOU KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS D4V3?###GC: DO YOU KNOW WH4T 1T M34NS W3 C4N G3T?###TG: please dont say this party started please dont say this party started###GC: TH1S###GC: P4RTY###GC: ST4RT3D!!!!! >8D###TG: god everything is about parties with you###GC: D4V3 TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG 3V3N CLOS3 TO B31NG B3TT3R TH4N P4RT13S, COM3 ON###TG: ok###TG: lets see some fine art then###GC: WHY 1T JUST SO H4PP3NS TH4T 1 H4V3 4 FR3SH M4ST3RP13C3 FOR YOU###GC: HOT OFF TH3 C4NV4S###GC: 4ND ON TO YOUR COMPUT3R GL4SS3S###GC: WH3R3 1T W1LL S1ZZL3 YOUR 3Y3B4LLS###GC: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS http://tinyurl.com/D4V3XD4V3###TG: ok that###TG: is every bit as shitty as all your other drawings###GC: SHUT UP!###GC: 1 4M ST1LL SORT OF G3TT1NG TH3 H4NG OF TH1S TH1NG###GC: 1 W1LL G3T B3TT3R >:P###TG: i like it though you dont gotta improve###TG: art skills are overrated###GC: TH4NKS D4V3###TG: its kind of weird though what the hell is actually going on here###TG: does this mean something###GC: Y3S###GC: 1T 1S TH3 COM1C R3PR3S3NT4T1ON OF TH3 N3XT L3G OF YOUR WOND3RFUL JOURN3Y###GC: YOU KNOW, TH3 ON3 TH4T 1 4M H3LP1NG YOU W1TH 3V3RY ST3P OF TH3 W4Y >:]###TG: yeah###TG: but###TG: why###GC: 1 4LR34DY 3XPL41N3D TH1S TO YOU D4V3###GC: TH3 COOLK1D H4S TO B3 TH3 B3ST, 4ND 1 H4V3 TO M4K3 H1M TH3 B3ST###TG: alright but###TG: i mean even if that made sense which it kind of doesnt###TG: karkat was saying how it was all a game and youre just flirtin and stuff###TG: and that we should quit it because he doesnt want you in my grill or me in yours or whatever###GC: OH, 1S TH4T WH4T H3 S41D???###GC: HMM 1 WOND3R 1F H3 COULD R33K OF J34LOUSY 4NY MOR3 PUNG3NTLY###TG: well yeah thats what i thought too###TG: and really if we got no other reason keep rolling with it at least theres that one###TG: to piss him off###GC: W3LL WH4T DO YOU TH1NK D4V3###GC: 4M 1 1N YOUR HUM4N GR1LL?###TG: im not saying i know for sure but it seems to me like###TG: my grill is your goddamn prison###TG: you are practically incarcerated in that fucker###TG: doing hard time on a bed of charcoal and lighterfluid###TG: privy to what i flame broil from below###TG: what im sayin is you got a front row seat to the brown side of my burger###TG: hows it smell btw###GC: 1T SM3LLS L1K3 D3L1C1OUS BURN1NG 4N1M4LS###TG: yeah i thought so###TG: so is that whats going on###GC: WH4T?###TG: is this some weird game involving flirtation and assassinations or whatever###GC: OH, 1 DONT KNOW###GC: M444444YB3...###GC: SH33SH!###GC: YOU 4ND H1M 4R3 4L1K3 1N SOM3 W4YS###GC: R34LLY BLUNT 4ND L1T3R4L M1ND3D###GC: 4ND QU1T3 FR4NKLY JUST 4 L1TTL3 B1T T4CTL3SS WH3N 1T COM3S TO M4N4G1NG TH3 L4D13S!###GC: H3 4LW4YS H4D TO KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T TH3 D34L W4S 4ND 3X4CTLY WH4T MY MOT1V4T1ONS W3R3 4ND WH4T 3V3RYTH1NG M34NT 4ND BLUH BLUH BLUH###GC: 1T T4K3S TH3 FUN OUT OF 3V3RYTH1NG!###TG: thats pretty much the most insulting thing possible to say im anything like that raving gulf of shit###GC: W3LL OK 1M SORT OF 3X4GG3R4T1NG###GC: BUT R34LLY###GC: SOM3 S1M1L4R1T13S 4R3 TH3R3###GC: 1TS JUST YOUR 1SSU3S 4R3###GC: COOL3R >:]###GC: L3SS R1D1CULOUS 4ND TR4G1C###TG: issues###TG: what are you talking about###GC: W3LL, FOR 1NST4NC3###GC: K4RK4T W4S 4LW4YS TORM3NT3D BY H1S P4ST 4ND FUTUR3 S3LV3S###GC: 4ND TH31R M1ST4K3S###GC: L1T3R4LLY TORM3NT3D BY TH3M 1N TH3S3 4BSURD SCH1ZOPHR3N1C M3MOS###GC: 1T W4S 1D34L FU3L FOR H1S S3LF LO4TH1NG###GC: H3 B3C4M3 OBS3SS3D W1TH H1MS3LF 4S 4N 3LUS1V3 4DV3RS4RY###GC: R4TH3R TH4N JUST B31NG H1MS3LF 1N TH3 MOM3NT 4ND R34L1Z1NG WHO H3 W4S SUPPOS3D TO B3###GC: 4ND W4K1NG UP >:[###TG: wow ok what does that have to do with me###GC: NOTH1NG 1N 4 L1T3R4L S3NS3###GC: BUT 1 H4V3 OBS3RV3D YOU D4V3###GC: YOU 4R3 4LW4YS G3TT1NG B41L3D OUT OF J4MS###GC: 4T F1RST BY YOUR BRO###GC: 4ND TH3N BY YOUR OWN FUTUR3 S3LV3S!###GC: 3V3N FUTUR3 D4V3SPR1T3 G3TS 1N ON TH3 4CT OF SHOW1NG UP 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PR3TTY!###GC: 1T 1S SO S3LF1SH OF YOU TO K33P TH3M COV3R3D UP###GC: 4ND TH3 L4M3 S3CR3CY SURROUND1NG 1T 1S ONC3 4G41N R3M1ND1NG M3 OF 4 C3RT41N YOU KNOW WHO >:|###TG: hey look at this change of subject going down###TG: about this comic###TG: are you saying im about to fall asleep###GC: Y3S",
+ "content": "Dave: Answer Terezi.###-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --###GC: D4V3 GR34T N3WS!###GC: 1 FOUND 4 DR4W1NG T4BL3T###GC: DO YOU KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS D4V3?###GC: DO YOU KNOW WH4T 1T M34NS W3 C4N G3T?###TG: please dont say this party started please dont say this party started###GC: TH1S###GC: P4RTY###GC: ST4RT3D!!!!! >8D###TG: god everything is about parties with you###GC: D4V3 TH3R3 1S NOTH1NG 3V3N CLOS3 TO B31NG B3TT3R TH4N P4RT13S, COM3 ON###TG: ok###TG: lets see some fine art then###GC: WHY 1T JUST SO H4PP3NS TH4T 1 H4V3 4 FR3SH M4ST3RP13C3 FOR YOU###GC: HOT OFF TH3 C4NV4S###GC: 4ND ON TO YOUR COMPUT3R GL4SS3S###GC: WH3R3 1T W1LL S1ZZL3 YOUR 3Y3B4LLS###GC: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSS http://tinyurl.com/D4V3XD4V3###TG: ok that###TG: is every bit as shitty as all your other drawings###GC: SHUT UP!###GC: 1 4M ST1LL SORT OF G3TT1NG TH3 H4NG OF TH1S TH1NG###GC: 1 W1LL G3T B3TT3R >:P###TG: i like it though you dont gotta improve###TG: art skills are overrated###GC: TH4NKS D4V3###TG: its kind of weird though what the hell is actually going on here###TG: does this mean something###GC: Y3S###GC: 1T 1S TH3 COM1C R3PR3S3NT4T1ON OF TH3 N3XT L3G OF YOUR WOND3RFUL JOURN3Y###GC: YOU KNOW, TH3 ON3 TH4T 1 4M H3LP1NG YOU W1TH 3V3RY ST3P OF TH3 W4Y >:]###TG: yeah###TG: but###TG: why###GC: 1 4LR34DY 3XPL41N3D TH1S TO YOU D4V3###GC: TH3 COOLK1D H4S TO B3 TH3 B3ST, 4ND 1 H4V3 TO M4K3 H1M TH3 B3ST###TG: alright but###TG: i mean even if that made sense which it kind of doesnt###TG: karkat was saying how it was all a game and youre just flirtin and stuff###TG: and that we should quit it because he doesnt want you in my grill or me in yours or whatever###GC: OH, 1S TH4T WH4T H3 S41D???###GC: HMM 1 WOND3R 1F H3 COULD R33K OF J34LOUSY 4NY MOR3 PUNG3NTLY###TG: well yeah thats what i thought too###TG: and really if we got no other reason keep rolling with it at least theres that one###TG: to piss him off###GC: W3LL WH4T DO YOU TH1NK D4V3###GC: 4M 1 1N YOUR HUM4N GR1LL?###TG: im not saying i know for sure but it seems to me like###TG: my grill is your goddamn prison###TG: you are practically incarcerated in that fucker###TG: doing hard time on a bed of charcoal and lighterfluid###TG: privy to what i flame broil from below###TG: what im sayin is you got a front row seat to the brown side of my burger###TG: hows it smell btw###GC: 1T SM3LLS L1K3 D3L1C1OUS BURN1NG 4N1M4LS###TG: yeah i thought so###TG: so is that whats going on###GC: WH4T?###TG: is this some weird game involving flirtation and assassinations or whatever###GC: OH, 1 DONT KNOW###GC: M444444YB3...###GC: SH33SH!###GC: YOU 4ND H1M 4R3 4L1K3 1N SOM3 W4YS###GC: R34LLY BLUNT 4ND L1T3R4L M1ND3D###GC: 4ND QU1T3 FR4NKLY JUST 4 L1TTL3 B1T T4CTL3SS WH3N 1T COM3S TO M4N4G1NG TH3 L4D13S!###GC: H3 4LW4YS H4D TO KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T TH3 D34L W4S 4ND 3X4CTLY WH4T MY MOT1V4T1ONS W3R3 4ND WH4T 3V3RYTH1NG M34NT 4ND BLUH BLUH BLUH###GC: 1T T4K3S TH3 FUN OUT OF 3V3RYTH1NG!###TG: thats pretty much the most insulting thing possible to say im anything like that raving gulf of shit###GC: W3LL OK 1M SORT OF 3X4GG3R4T1NG###GC: BUT R34LLY###GC: SOM3 S1M1L4R1T13S 4R3 TH3R3###GC: 1TS JUST YOUR 1SSU3S 4R3###GC: COOL3R >:]###GC: L3SS R1D1CULOUS 4ND TR4G1C###TG: issues###TG: what are you talking about###GC: W3LL, FOR 1NST4NC3###GC: K4RK4T W4S 4LW4YS TORM3NT3D BY H1S P4ST 4ND FUTUR3 S3LV3S###GC: 4ND TH31R M1ST4K3S###GC: L1T3R4LLY TORM3NT3D BY TH3M 1N TH3S3 4BSURD V4C1LL4T1NG M3MOS###GC: 1T W4S 1D34L FU3L FOR H1S S3LF LO4TH1NG###GC: H3 B3C4M3 OBS3SS3D W1TH H1MS3LF 4S 4N 3LUS1V3 4DV3RS4RY###GC: R4TH3R TH4N JUST B31NG H1MS3LF 1N TH3 MOM3NT 4ND R34L1Z1NG WHO H3 W4S SUPPOS3D TO B3###GC: 4ND W4K1NG UP >:[###TG: wow ok what does that have to do with me###GC: NOTH1NG 1N 4 L1T3R4L S3NS3###GC: BUT 1 H4V3 OBS3RV3D YOU D4V3###GC: YOU 4R3 4LW4YS G3TT1NG B41L3D OUT OF J4MS###GC: 4T F1RST BY YOUR BRO###GC: 4ND TH3N BY YOUR OWN FUTUR3 S3LV3S!###GC: 3V3N FUTUR3 D4V3SPR1T3 G3TS 1N ON TH3 4CT OF SHOW1NG UP POOR OLD PR3S3NT D4V3###GC: WH3N DO3S PR3S3NT D4V3 G3T TO ST3P OUT OF TH3 SH4DOW OF 4LL THOS3 FUTUR3 D4V3S??###GC: WH3N DO3S H3 G3T TO B3 TH3 H3RO, TH4T'S WH4T 1 W4NT TO KNOW >:D###TG: i dunno i guess maybe when i become future me###GC: H4H4H4H4H4H4###GC: TH4T 1S 3X4CTLY WH4T K4RK4T US3D TO S4Y###GC: 1T W4S 4LW4YS TH3 4NSW3R###TG: fuck who cares###TG: like i even give a shit about being a hero whatever that even means###TG: im not seeing the problem here future me is awesome he can bail me out if he wants###GC: Y3S, 3X4CTLY!###GC: B3C4US3 YOU 4R3 COOL 4BOUT YOUR PROBL3M###GC: 1NST34D OF 4CT1NG L1K3 4 S1LLY L1TTL3 PUP4###GC: BUT DONT WORRY, ON3 D4Y YOU W1LL G3T TO T4K3 YOUR TURN 4S H3RO!###GC: 4ND ON3 D4Y###GC: YOU W1LL T4K3 OFF THOS3 DUMB GL4SS3S 4ND L3T M3 G3T 4NOTH3R SN1FF 4T YOUR 3Y3S###TG: not gonna happen###GC: COM3 ON!###GC: 1 ONLY GOT ON3 L1TTL3 WH1FF 4T TH3M###GC: WH3N YOU W3R3 4 T1NY P1NK W1GGL3R W1TH 4RMS 4ND L3GS S1TT1NG 1N 4 CR4T3R ON TH4T S4D HORS3 YOU 4T3###GC: TH3Y W3R3 PR3TTY!###GC: 1T 1S SO S3LF1SH OF YOU TO K33P TH3M COV3R3D UP###GC: 4ND TH3 L4M3 S3CR3CY SURROUND1NG 1T 1S ONC3 4G41N R3M1ND1NG M3 OF 4 C3RT41N YOU KNOW WHO >:|###TG: hey look at this change of subject going down###TG: about this comic###TG: are you saying im about to fall asleep###GC: Y3S",
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